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I asked the DEA how to get a path to register to be able to sell fentanyl to anyone, they didn't have any answer so I just opened up shop.
Terrible analogy. fentanyl requires a prescription to get access to it. There are well defined processes for this. Until the SEC defines what sort of requirements there are to purchase crypto (like the FDA has [0]), coinbase isn't doing anything illegal by selling it. [0] https://www.accessdata.fda.gov/drugsatfda_docs/label/2019/01...
Either get them registered, or don't sell them.