> by asking you to do what amounts to a few carefully rehearsed parlor tricks
Nah. Parlor tricks would be the old riddle questions about manhole covers and light bulbs being warm. It's difficult to gain competency in algorithmic whiteboarding questions without being smart and at least half decent at coding. They're not perfect gateway questions, but most of the alternative suggestions I've heard here or on Reddit are worse.
> And lastly, as a cathartic bonding ritual: "You went in on this high-pressure, slightly (or sometimes very) humiliating performance rite with us together and it looks like you've passed! Or at least it seems now you do not have completely damaged DNA. Now we are ready to forgive and accept each other as equals, or some approximation thereof."
Having worked at Amazon and Google, I really don't see this. People bond over other parts of the company culture, but the entry process, not really. I guess people do talk about the painful Google recruiting process, but that's mostly how fucking long and drawn out it is, people don't seem to really mind the questions themselves overmuch.