Many have forgotten why we used cryptocurrencies in the first place. The original promise of cryptocurrency was to become independent from banks. In the end CoinBase (like every exchange) is a great product, but just a bank. It's centralized, hackable, has economies of scale, etc.
We hate the central banks! We're going to take away the power from them and the government! slight inconveniences, fraud happens We need a place to store our coin and help securely move it! recreates central banks with even less regulation and security Profit!
Matt Levine covered this well in a recent column[1]. It reminds me a bit of the argument for why anarchy probably can't work that Robert Nozick laid out in Anarchy, State and Utopia. In a nutshell, the social forces are such that the simple, minimalist way of doing things represents an unstable equilibrium point, and the stable equilibrium point is much closer to the status quo.
That said, I wouldn't call armchair philosophy or armchair financial jurisprudence particularly ironclad. It's hard to blame people for wanting to actually try a thing. And it hasn't been entirely unsuccessful. While it's true that a lot of modern financial system trappings have built up around Bitcoin, the currency itself remains nominally independent.
[1]: https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2021-02-24/the-va...