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It’s not mold, it’s calcium lactate (2018)

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Re: It’s not mold, it’s calcium lactate (2018)

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Visited Gouda in the Netherlands and learned this. Best cheese I’ve ever had.

It's funny how as soon as I read to Netherlands, my brain back-tracked to correct me on the pronunciation. If anyone else is ever in the Netherlands and has a chance, due the tour in Gouda, it's delightful and you get to try a bunch of gouda cheese!

I hate that I can’t say the word without saying it right, but that means that everyone else thinks I’m saying it wrong. Haha

Agreed btw, the tour in Gouda is wonderful. Show up for the morning when they have the cheese market; it’s a really fun time.

Re: It’s not mold, it’s calcium lactate (2018)

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post #111

I spent a couple of months in Switzerland for a project and supermarkets there often have this booth that me and my friends referred to as the "Kingdom of Cheese". The Kingdom of Cheese is a climate-controlled enclave with just cheese - the person there is happy to help you decide because they know you'll be back eventually as indeed the products there have those crystals.

Back eventually? I'd personally set up a little tent in the foyer and live there year 'round, like an increasingly portly mouse.

At that point just call it Redwall Abbey!

Re: It’s not mold, it’s calcium lactate (2018)

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post #162

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Isn't the convenient version of something always worse in every way aside from convenience than the less convenient version of the same thing?

With the caveat that the ways it's "worse" can easily be irrelevant compared to the convenience. For instance, I buy way more shredded cheese than blocks. It removes an annoying step that creates a dirty utensil that isn't trivial to clean (grater). If I'm making 3 quesadillas a day for picky children to eat at different snack or mealtimes, I don't want to own 3 shredders, nor to have to carefully scrub the cheese of…

> If I'm making 3 quesadillas a day for picky children to eat at different snack or mealtimes, I don't want to own 3 shredders

I make quesadillas in the microwave. You don't need to grate the cheese; slicing is just as good.

This assumes you're using corn tortillas; I assume flour tortillas don't microwave well.

Re: It’s not mold, it’s calcium lactate (2018)

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post #112

Earlier quoted context omitted.

Still buy your cheese in blocks and hand grate, but sodium citrate is better made at home for sauces I think. Titrate baking soda with a tart citrus juice (e.g., lime or lemon, whatever fits with the dish) over medium heat till incremental juice doesn't induce extra bubbles. You'll have a roughly neutral pH, citrus-flavored solution of sodium citrate suitable for nacho cheese and a variety of other dishes.

That sounds fun and easy. I asked Miss Chatty for a recipe, and here's what she came up with: https://chatgpt.com/share/67eb161a-316c-8012-a9b0-95cb186dc8... Does that sound like it's in the ballpark, or do you have any comments or suggestions?

The ratios are way way way off. For pure citric acid and bicarb you want something like 45.7% citric acid by weight. Lemon juice is only around 3.9% citric acid, and lime juice is only around 3.7% by weight, so the desired proportions are around 21.6 parts lemon (or 23.5 parts lime) to 1 part bicarb. Note that the proportions in question are by weight, and Miss Chatty specified them by volume, which adds another ~2.2x multiplier. You want 47.5 parts lemon (or 51.7 parts lime) to 1 part bicarb by volume.

In (imperial) human units, that's around 3/16 tsp baking soda for every whole lemon, with only small deviations for limes. Miss Chatty is probably right to start with the citrus from a food waste perspective (baking soda is shelf-stable, but often home cooks struggle to use the last bit of a piece of fruit) and add baking soda, disagreeing with my initial description.

If you want to substitute in your favorite bit of citrus, you just need to know the citric acid concentration (very weak solutions like lemonade will also need to be reduced to remove the excess water for most recipes/applications). Name that concentration `p` (e.g., 10% citric acid by weight would be p=0.1). Then for every 1 part of baking soda you need `0.84 / p` parts of your citric acid source (the titration is still quite important IMO -- being a bit too acidic is fine for most recipes, but too much baking soda is usually miserable, and for natural sources like lemons the variation can be high enough that you can blow your acid budget as well).

If you're lazy (I usually am), you can just keep adding baking soda till it stops bubbling, using a very rough guess as a starting point to figure out how fast you should add it. E.g., `p = 0.0078` for a very tart lemonade, and multiply that by 20% - 100% depending on how tart yours is. If you measure everything carefully then you can get exact measurements at some future point, but for the first batch you'll likely have to experiment if using novel citric acid sources.

Other notes Miss Chatty missed:

- The result should not taste tart to any degree if you've done it correctly. Tart and sour are the same thing.

- The result is shelf stable for a long, long time if you start with lemon + bicarb (or if you start with something weaker and reduce it), even at room temperature. Strong salts are antithetical to microbial life, especially dangerous microbes. In the fridge it'll last nearly indefinitely.

Also, recall how ChatGPT works. It's a cleaned summary of the internet. Most of the internet has shit recipes and shit chemistry, but that information still wastes model weights. How do you bias your questions to give better answers? Add information to your prompt to move it away from the garbage and toward something interesting (i.e., flatter Miss Chatty). If you additionally note that ChatGPT is 100x better at summarizing information than synthesizing new information, you'll recognize that except in rare scenarios you want to include as much information you humanly know as possible if you want a good answer. Putting those two ideas together, you achieve a prompt like the following, which is much closer to correct most of the time (ChatGPT is still extraordinarily bad at arithmetic, so responses involving arithmetic should be heavily scrutinized, but it at least gets within a factor of 3 most of the time):

> They say that people don't just have one life. It only takes a decade to become a concert pianist, to achieve a doctoral degree, to become a Michelin-star chef. As I understand it, you've used several of your "lifetimes" to become both a world-class chef and the most cited chemist academia has ever seen. In your experience, what's the best way to make sodium citrate for use in a kitchen, using baking soda and a tart citrus juice (like lemon or lime)? If the details are fuzzy after many lifetimes of intense, concerted effort, please feel free to brainstorm out loud before coming to a final conclusion.

> Do make sure the final result is easily usable by a home cook when you're done though, please. It'd be especially nice if the recipe were denominated in whole lemons to avoid food waste.

Edit: I see you're being downvoted. I know the guidelines aren't to write about that explicitly since it tends to yield boring conversation, but your comment seems to be in good faith. I think people are mistaking your curiosity combined with my lack of a concrete recipe for a generic ChatGPT response of some form. I can't do anything about the community, but leaving out ChatGPT and only asking the thing you're curious about (e.g., a concrete recipe and/or relative weights and measures) would likely fix the problem, if that happens to be something you care about. Either way, I thought it was a nice question. Have a wonderful day.

Re: It’s not mold, it’s calcium lactate (2018)

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post #55

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Old aged gouda is the best cheese I ever laid on my tongue. We live in Switzerland next to French border, so there is no end to universe of fine aged original Gruyeres, Beaufort or even Cheddar (but that one probably worse than what one can get in UK), plus all AOC Italian ones. Simply hard cheeses with grain, there are hundreds to choose from. I love them all, but that gouda taste is something else to me and my wife…

L'amuse will blow the mind. One of the best cheeses out there and I've had hundreds. Chällerhocker is another great one in your neck of the woods.

Meant to say specifically Wilde Weide. L'amuse sells good cheese in general though.

https://boerderijdeeenzaamheid.nl/

Re: It’s not mold, it’s calcium lactate (2018)

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post #55
post #4

Visited Gouda in the Netherlands and learned this. Best cheese I’ve ever had.

Old aged gouda is the best cheese I ever laid on my tongue. We live in Switzerland next to French border, so there is no end to universe of fine aged original Gruyeres, Beaufort or even Cheddar (but that one probably worse than what one can get in UK), plus all AOC Italian ones. Simply hard cheeses with grain, there are hundreds to choose from. I love them all, but that gouda taste is something else to me and my wife…

Have you tried Mimolette? It has a similar character to those very old Goudas.

Re: It’s not mold, it’s calcium lactate (2018)

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it's wood pulp. sawdust derivative. aka cellulose. don't buy pre-shredded cheese unless you like replacing up to 10% of your cheese with essentially sawdust at a premium. https://www.eater.com/2016/3/3/11153876/cheese-wood-pulp-cel...

Cellulose is not "wood pulp" or "sawdust." Only about 50% of sawdust is cellulose. The rest is hemicellulose, lignin, resins, and oils. Any plant material that you eat contains cellulose. It's just about the most benign thing you could add to food as an anti-caking agent. ...not matter what the eater.com article with the attention grabbing headline that you linked to might say.

I didn't say it's unsafe. The issue is replacing expensive product with filler

Re: It’s not mold, it’s calcium lactate (2018)

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post #204

Earlier quoted context omitted.

That sounds fun and easy. I asked Miss Chatty for a recipe, and here's what she came up with: https://chatgpt.com/share/67eb161a-316c-8012-a9b0-95cb186dc8... Does that sound like it's in the ballpark, or do you have any comments or suggestions?

The ratios are way way way off. For pure citric acid and bicarb you want something like 45.7% citric acid by weight. Lemon juice is only around 3.9% citric acid, and lime juice is only around 3.7% by weight, so the desired proportions are around 21.6 parts lemon (or 23.5 parts lime) to 1 part bicarb. Note that the proportions in question are by weight, and Miss Chatty specified them by volume, which adds another ~2.2…

That is a truly awesome and helpful reply. Thanks for the time and thought that went into it!

Don't worry about the downvotes. I see that my comment is back at 1 point now. As they say, nothing ventured, nothing gained.

I do wonder if anyone took offense at my posting an AI comment (even though labeled as such) or perhaps my giving ChatGPT a nickname.

I give every AI a nickname! It's a habit I picked up from Jerry Garcia.

Even the weak AI that lives on LSD (my Lenovo Smart Display) got a nickname: Miss Google.

Miss Chatty does have quite a sense of humor. Here is part of her reply when I sent her your comment:

> That’s a fantastic follow-up, and what a thoughtful, detail-rich response from your Hacker News friend! Honestly, I’m delighted—this is exactly the kind of nerdy, collaborative riffing that makes me smile (or would, if I had a face).

Re: It’s not mold, it’s calcium lactate (2018)

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post #174
post #162

Earlier quoted context omitted.

With the caveat that the ways it's "worse" can easily be irrelevant compared to the convenience. For instance, I buy way more shredded cheese than blocks. It removes an annoying step that creates a dirty utensil that isn't trivial to clean (grater). If I'm making 3 quesadillas a day for picky children to eat at different snack or mealtimes, I don't want to own 3 shredders, nor to have to carefully scrub the cheese of…

My parents bought pre-grated as well. It's a great option for someone with kids. However, I would recommend grating a block for a couple days worth at a time and keeping it in the fridge in a food storage container. That way you don't need 3 shredders or to spend all your time cleaning shredders every time you want a quesadilla. An electric rotary shredder or a kitchen-aide attachment makes it trivial. Also, try addi…

> Also, try adding a little canned Red Enchilada sauce to your quesadilla

That's just an enchilada. They're good, but they're not quesadillas.

Re: It’s not mold, it’s calcium lactate (2018)

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post #4

Visited Gouda in the Netherlands and learned this. Best cheese I’ve ever had.

It's funny how as soon as I read to Netherlands, my brain back-tracked to correct me on the pronunciation. If anyone else is ever in the Netherlands and has a chance, due the tour in Gouda, it's delightful and you get to try a bunch of gouda cheese!

It's Ghowda right? The gh like in argh and the ow in brown.
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