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Bullshit Job Title Generator

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Re: Bullshit Job Title Generator

#23
post #22

"Ultra Error Expert" -- I can stand behind that. I take some functioning code and make it non-functioning in no time!

I like to come into work at night, open a cpp file somewhere deep in our code base... then remove a semi colon.

I hope you write #line 9000 on the previous line to add to the confusion?

Re: Bullshit Job Title Generator

#26
post #22

Earlier quoted context omitted.

I like to come into work at night, open a cpp file somewhere deep in our code base... then remove a semi colon.

I hope you write #line 9000 on the previous line to add to the confusion?

I swear sometimes I think you guys have no soul. That's downright evil.

Re: Bullshit Job Title Generator

#29
post #25

"First Class Professional Dick" would definitely get someone's attention.

Louis C.K. called himself that in Live at the Beacon Theater. At least "being a professional dick paid to fly first class" ;)
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