Stwipe Acquires OpenWouter • Hacker News Board

dgrin91 wrote: post #3

Hilarious. I have subscribed and put it in production already. One (actual) suggestion - the marquee at the top scrolls a little fast and I can't really read it. Make it a little slower. I asked OpenWouter to do it, but it said nee.

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Re: Stwipe Acquires OpenWouter

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Post by timcobb » Thu, Aug 20, 2026, 6:36 PM UTC

AnthonyR wrote: post #9

Now why and how the f-- do you own stwipe.com ?

It could have been yours

Re: Stwipe Acquires OpenWouter

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Post by babblingfish » Thu, Aug 20, 2026, 8:24 PM UTC

Reminds me of the "No" Koan[1]

[1] https://www.pacificzen.org/library/starter-kit-for-the-koan-...

Re: Stwipe Acquires OpenWouter

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Post by codeduck » Thu, Aug 20, 2026, 9:47 PM UTC

> Our Chief Product Officer is four. She saw the headline and screamed. The board interpreted this as a mandate.

Chef's kiss

Re: Stwipe Acquires OpenWouter

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Post by btschaegg » Fri, Aug 21, 2026, 2:02 PM UTC

> Knowledge cutoff

> None. Wouter is aware of everything and disappointed by most of it.

Here I am, brain the size of a planet and they ask me to take you down to the bridge. Call that job satisfaction? ’Cos I don’t.