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Re: Agentic Mfw

#21

> Websites are broken by default. They used to be functional, fast, and accessible but ugly. Now they're slop, agentic, and on fire — but they get attention, and attention is the only metric left. Nobody's reading and you know it. I’m upset if an LLM actually wrote this because this is p sick

It's AI. Telling a model to shitpost really isn't very interesting since that's pretty much half of everything on the internets and there was practically infinite training material.

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#24

> Accessibility doesn't matter when the content is engineered to be inaccessible to thought. Act sarcastic all you want, that's a killer line. You do care.

The headline on that section, "Static sites are for people who can still read", caught me off guard.

Because it's also bullshit. "People who read" prefer static sites and not prefer any kind of interactivity is just fetishizing intelligence. Readers don't give a fuck if your site is coded in react or static, most of them dont even know web technology statistically. Projection at its peak

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#26
post #20

Earlier quoted context omitted.

Ya, it’s Claude

> get hired at a comp number that requires a comma you've never used before Gotta hand it to Claude, that's almost a pretty decent line.

I’m pouring out a shot of Tres Comas for Claude right now

Re: Agentic Mfw

#27

> Websites are broken by default. They used to be functional, fast, and accessible but ugly. Now they're slop, agentic, and on fire — but they get attention, and attention is the only metric left. Nobody's reading and you know it. I’m upset if an LLM actually wrote this because this is p sick

It reads a lot like an LLM... Especially this sentence:

> Now they're slop, agentic, and on fire — but they get attention, and attention is the only metric left.

Welcome to the future, where we have LLMs writing slop rants about LLMs writing slop!

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#28

Earlier quoted context omitted.

This site is for the lolz and obviously following the style set by the previous mf websites. I find it cathartic to laugh at the ridiculousness of the situation we are in, but also genuinely engage with the neck breaking pace of change we are all having to adjust to. And the LLM came up with some really funny lines

people were (rightfully) complaining about this kind of humor in 2019 https://dysfunctionalliteracy.com/2019/12/21/why-do-self-hel...

People complain about all things all the time (rightfully) but I'm not gonna complain about your complaints now, I will only add that I sometimes enjoy humor full of "shock" and profanity. Still! , After decades of professionals and non-professionals diluting it. This site was funny. Ymmv

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#29
One starts wondering, is farming one of my strengths, is it something else.

As many says if AI does the creative part then I do the dishes, as opposite why we built computers for. Looks like we will be serving AI.

Re: Agentic Mfw

#30
This is great satire. If you read it as a parody it's uncomfortable, if you read it straight it's uncomfortable but in a different way.
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