Please stop reminding me of how soulless and watered down everything has become :( Games are no different, in Morrowind gods ripped each other's penises off and used them as spears; in Skyrim you fight dragons.
Look at how unhinged GPU box art was in the 2000s (2024)
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Re: Look at how unhinged GPU box art was in the 2000s (2024)
#22Re: Look at how unhinged GPU box art was in the 2000s (2024)
#23Unusual designs are still a thing in some markets (mainly china) - for example, a cat themed cooler: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGGKaX1D9Zo and various anime themed backplates on cards are available from Yeston: https://yestonstore.com/collections/graphics-card
Here's one of their mice: https://www.lofree.co/products/lofree-petal-mouse
Re: Look at how unhinged GPU box art was in the 2000s (2024)
#24Re: Look at how unhinged GPU box art was in the 2000s (2024)
#25> GPU makers have all abandoned this practice, which is a shame as it provided something different through box art alone. Now, we're drowning in bland boxes and similar-looking graphics cards
I feel like there could be a more positive adjective than “unhinged” if you're going to turn around and praise it. OED sez “wildly irrational and out of touch with reality”. How about “whimsical”? I love this stuff and think we need to bring this kind of whimsy back to computing.
> There's a scantily dressed lady in armor
Author neglects to mention that ATi/AMD had a named ongoing marketing character for many many years — Ruby!
- Agent Ruby Demo Compilation https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUAuj0Jn8UI
- 2008 Ruby demo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YjXCae4Gu0
- Ruby origin story https://web.archive.org/web/20071023192128/http://game.amd.c...
- ATI Agent Ruby™ Usage Guidelines 1.0 http://www.barbaraburch.com/portfolio/whitepaper6.pdf
- She even stuck around long enough for the ATi name to entirely disappear from AMD Radeon branding: https://i.imgur.com/uBWfzCA.jpeg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwIMHX7rW8Q (2013)
- AMD-exclusive Ruby skin for Quake Champions https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LRSqC9n0Tc (2017)
> GeForce 6600 GT was enclosed inside a box featuring a lovely lady
nᴠɪᴅɪᴀ had several named demo characters too, but they removed all the pretty lady ones some time in 2020. Compare:
- https://web.archive.org/web/20200921115422/https://www.nvidi...
- https://www.nvidia.com/en-us/geforce/community/demos/
Adam Sessler voice I give this article a two… out of five.
Re: Look at how unhinged GPU box art was in the 2000s (2024)
#26I think what happened is, at the time those were literally more or less examples of the best scenes the cards could render. Nowadays, putting together an example of the best scene the card could render requires a whole art department and a couple months of design. Nobody’s going to spend months on box art, so we get bland rectangles or whatever.
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#27I think what happened is, at the time those were literally more or less examples of the best scenes the cards could render. Nowadays, putting together an example of the best scene the card could render requires a whole art department and a couple months of design. Nobody’s going to spend months on box art, so we get bland rectangles or whatever.
It's nothing that complicated. Nvidia started micromanaging their distributors, and removed all the fun, and AMD just copies what they do.
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#28I miss when gaming in general was less mainstream and more weird like this. Now the silicon manufacturers hate that they even have to sell us their scraps, let alone spend time on making unique designs for their boxes. I bought a small press book with a collection of this art and it was a fun little trip down memory lane, as I’ve owned some of the hardware (boxes) depicted in it. For anyone else interested: https://l…
Woah, that book is cool; and so much more from this publisher!
Re: Look at how unhinged GPU box art was in the 2000s (2024)
#29I miss when gaming in general was less mainstream and more weird like this. Now the silicon manufacturers hate that they even have to sell us their scraps, let alone spend time on making unique designs for their boxes. I bought a small press book with a collection of this art and it was a fun little trip down memory lane, as I’ve owned some of the hardware (boxes) depicted in it. For anyone else interested: https://l…
Re: Look at how unhinged GPU box art was in the 2000s (2024)
#30Unusual designs are still a thing in some markets (mainly china) - for example, a cat themed cooler: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGGKaX1D9Zo and various anime themed backplates on cards are available from Yeston: https://yestonstore.com/collections/graphics-card