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Look at how unhinged GPU box art was in the 2000s (2024)

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Re: Look at how unhinged GPU box art was in the 2000s (2024)

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post #10

Please stop reminding me of how soulless and watered down everything has become :( Games are no different, in Morrowind gods ripped each other's penises off and used them as spears; in Skyrim you fight dragons.

For sure, games have gotten bland and lame. But in an era of quirky games Morrowind was still extra quirky.

Re: Look at how unhinged GPU box art was in the 2000s (2024)

#23
post #11

Unusual designs are still a thing in some markets (mainly china) - for example, a cat themed cooler: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGGKaX1D9Zo and various anime themed backplates on cards are available from Yeston: https://yestonstore.com/collections/graphics-card

That's fantastic. I recently bought a Lofree mechanical keyboard (they're a Chinese brand) and they definitely have the most unusual hardware designs I've ever seen.

Here's one of their mice: https://www.lofree.co/products/lofree-petal-mouse

Re: Look at how unhinged GPU box art was in the 2000s (2024)

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I think what happened is, at the time those were literally more or less examples of the best scenes the cards could render. Nowadays, putting together an example of the best scene the card could render requires a whole art department and a couple months of design. Nobody’s going to spend months on box art, so we get bland rectangles or whatever.

Re: Look at how unhinged GPU box art was in the 2000s (2024)

#25
> you could say they were unhinged

> GPU makers have all abandoned this practice, which is a shame as it provided something different through box art alone. Now, we're drowning in bland boxes and similar-looking graphics cards

I feel like there could be a more positive adjective than “unhinged” if you're going to turn around and praise it. OED sez “wildly irrational and out of touch with reality”. How about “whimsical”? I love this stuff and think we need to bring this kind of whimsy back to computing.

> There's a scantily dressed lady in armor

Author neglects to mention that ATi/AMD had a named ongoing marketing character for many many years — Ruby!

- Agent Ruby Demo Compilation https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUAuj0Jn8UI

- 2008 Ruby demo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YjXCae4Gu0

- Ruby origin story https://web.archive.org/web/20071023192128/http://game.amd.c...

- ATI Agent Ruby™ Usage Guidelines 1.0 http://www.barbaraburch.com/portfolio/whitepaper6.pdf

- She even stuck around long enough for the ATi name to entirely disappear from AMD Radeon branding: https://i.imgur.com/uBWfzCA.jpeg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwIMHX7rW8Q (2013)

- AMD-exclusive Ruby skin for Quake Champions https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LRSqC9n0Tc (2017)

> GeForce 6600 GT was enclosed inside a box featuring a lovely lady

nᴠɪᴅɪᴀ had several named demo characters too, but they removed all the pretty lady ones some time in 2020. Compare:

- https://web.archive.org/web/20200921115422/https://www.nvidi...

- https://www.nvidia.com/en-us/geforce/community/demos/

Adam Sessler voice I give this article a two… out of five.

Re: Look at how unhinged GPU box art was in the 2000s (2024)

#26

I think what happened is, at the time those were literally more or less examples of the best scenes the cards could render. Nowadays, putting together an example of the best scene the card could render requires a whole art department and a couple months of design. Nobody’s going to spend months on box art, so we get bland rectangles or whatever.

It's nothing that complicated. Nvidia started micromanaging their distributors, and removed all the fun, and AMD just copies what they do.

Re: Look at how unhinged GPU box art was in the 2000s (2024)

#27

I think what happened is, at the time those were literally more or less examples of the best scenes the cards could render. Nowadays, putting together an example of the best scene the card could render requires a whole art department and a couple months of design. Nobody’s going to spend months on box art, so we get bland rectangles or whatever.

It's nothing that complicated. Nvidia started micromanaging their distributors, and removed all the fun, and AMD just copies what they do.

Or it was just a fad when the scene was novel and it ran its course as fads and design elements do. This explanation doesn't require there to be an enemy to demonize but sometimes there just isn't, as much as we might want there to be.

Re: Look at how unhinged GPU box art was in the 2000s (2024)

#28
post #3

I miss when gaming in general was less mainstream and more weird like this. Now the silicon manufacturers hate that they even have to sell us their scraps, let alone spend time on making unique designs for their boxes. I bought a small press book with a collection of this art and it was a fun little trip down memory lane, as I’ve owned some of the hardware (boxes) depicted in it. For anyone else interested: https://l…

Woah, that book is cool; and so much more from this publisher!

You ain't kidding! What a treasure trove of a publisher. Never heard of them before, great rec

Re: Look at how unhinged GPU box art was in the 2000s (2024)

#29

I miss when gaming in general was less mainstream and more weird like this. Now the silicon manufacturers hate that they even have to sell us their scraps, let alone spend time on making unique designs for their boxes. I bought a small press book with a collection of this art and it was a fun little trip down memory lane, as I’ve owned some of the hardware (boxes) depicted in it. For anyone else interested: https://l…

On the plus side, PC gaming hardware seems to last ages now. I built my gaming desktop in 2020, I had a look lately at what a reasonable modern mid tier setup is and they are still recommending a lot of the parts I have. So I'll probably keep using it all for another 5 years then.

Re: Look at how unhinged GPU box art was in the 2000s (2024)

#30
post #11

Unusual designs are still a thing in some markets (mainly china) - for example, a cat themed cooler: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGGKaX1D9Zo and various anime themed backplates on cards are available from Yeston: https://yestonstore.com/collections/graphics-card

It's nice to see, but the design feels like it's meant to go into a clear case so that it can be streamed for the world to see.
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