I still need to know how fast I need to ride my bike to not freeze my hands, when biking during the winter without mittens. There has to be some sweet spot where my hands a warm, but not burning.
How hard do you have to hit a chicken to cook it? (2020)
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Re: How hard do you have to hit a chicken to cook it? (2020)
#22I still need to know how fast I need to ride my bike to not freeze my hands, when biking during the winter without mittens. There has to be some sweet spot where my hands a warm, but not burning.
Close to mach Jesus I think. At which time you might have other more pressing problems than cold hands. Remember to maintain the brakes on your bicycle.
Re: How hard do you have to hit a chicken to cook it? (2020)
#23You don’t have to hit a chicken hard to cook it you just shoot it at a wall.
I think it would negatively affect the visual appearance and texture of said chicken.
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#24And the experimental evidence…
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#25Someone did build himself a chicken slapper to he could slap himself some chicken dinner: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHFhnnTWMgI
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#26Used to joke in the kitchen that I worked in that if we were pressed for time, instead of baking something for an hour at 300°, we can just bake it for 6 minutes at 3,000°. It's such a fun concept and always makes me giggle
Re: How hard do you have to hit a chicken to cook it? (2020)
#27You don’t have to hit a chicken hard to cook it you just shoot it at a wall.
That would be difficult to serve. Maybe shoot it into something like a bucket with a rim that’s curved inward, to direct the meals momentum back into the bucket.
And, since the volume is more confined, it should have the benefit of slightly reducing the required kinetic cooking energy.
Re: How hard do you have to hit a chicken to cook it? (2020)
#28Incredible. Was not expecting an answer that felt reachable.
Re: How hard do you have to hit a chicken to cook it? (2020)
#29You don’t have to hit a chicken hard to cook it you just shoot it at a wall.
That would be difficult to serve. Maybe shoot it into something like a bucket with a rim that’s curved inward, to direct the meals momentum back into the bucket. And, since the volume is more confined, it should have the benefit of slightly reducing the required kinetic cooking energy.
So, shoot it at the plate instead.
Re: How hard do you have to hit a chicken to cook it? (2020)
#30Used to joke in the kitchen that I worked in that if we were pressed for time, instead of baking something for an hour at 300°, we can just bake it for 6 minutes at 3,000°. It's such a fun concept and always makes me giggle
This is used in software engineering too, people will say things like "you can't make a baby in a month with 9 women"