LetsEncrypt Outage

The whole point of the expiration is in case a hacker gets the private key to the cert and can then MITM, they can keep MITMing successfully until the cert the hacker gives to the clients expires (or was revoked by something like OCSP, assuming the client verifies OCSP). A very long expiration is very bad because it means the hacker could keep MITMing for years.

The way things like this work with modern security is ephemeral security tokens. Your program starts and it requests a security token, and it refreshes the token over X time (within 24 hrs). If a hacker gets the token, they can attack using it until 1) you notice and revoke the existing tokens AND sessions, or 2) the token expires (and we assume they for some reason don't have an advanced persistent threat in place).

Nobody puts any emphasis on the fact that 1) you have to NOTICE THE ATTACK AND REVOKE SHIT for any of these expirations to have any impact on security whatsoever, and 2) if they got the private key once, they can probably get it again after it expires, UNLESS YOU NOTICE AND PLUG THE HOLE. If you have nothing in place to notice a hacker has your private key, and if revocation isn't effective, the impact is exactly the same whether expiration is 1 second or 1 year.

How many people are running security scans on their whole stack every day? How many are patching security holes within a week? How many have advanced software designed to find rootkits and other exploits? Or any other measure to detect active attacks? My guess is maybe 0.0001% of you do. So you will never know when they gain access to your certs, so the fast expiration is mostly pointless.

We should be completely reinventing the whole protocol to be a token-based authorization service, because that's where it's headed. And we should be focusing more on mitigating active exploits rather than just hoping nobody ever exploits anything. But that would scare people, or require additional work. So instead we let like 3 companies slowly do whatever they want with the entire web in an uncoordinated way. And because we let them do whatever they want with the web, they keep introducing more failure modes and things get shittier. We are enabling the enshittification happening in front of our eyes.