Someone should do this for Hacker News profiles
GitHub Profile Roast
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#22Ooh ouch, I need to lay down. While I am healing I shall come up with one of those trendy JavaScript libraries I keep hearing about; like an aged rocker dating a young model I shall become nuanced, taken up, revered, established, lived and then hated…repeat.
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#23Haha love it
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#24Incredible. I know it's AI generated but my feelings are hurt :)
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#25> And the multiple open issues scattered throughout your repos show that you’re either a committed procrastinator or just comfortable letting your failures linger in public view.
This is perfectly accurate, thank you AI :')
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#26Learning I have a forgotten repo with 26 open pull requests from a bot was...weird.