Sans Bullshit Sans (2015) • Hacker News Board

Re: Sans Bullshit Sans (2015)

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Post by joelthelion » Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 10:32 PM UTC

I wish Microsoft would set this as the default in outlook and teams...

Re: Sans Bullshit Sans (2015)

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Post by Tao3300 » Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 10:47 PM UTC

ChrisArchitect wrote: post #9

(2015) Wondering if the avalanche of buzzwords since has been added

I was expecting blockchain to set it off, but no.

Re: Sans Bullshit Sans (2015)

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Post by Tao3300 » Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 10:50 PM UTC

pessimizer wrote: post #10

rrr_oh_man wrote: post #4

Missing: batteries-included, lightweight, simple, rewritten in Rust

"Ideation" when not preceded by "suicidal" and especially when followed by "period," "stage" or "phase." edit: This is a good case for including AI in a font. Maybe in the future all fonts will have AI that keeps people from saying things with them. edit2: are we flagging for Rust slander now?

[bullshit] in a font.

Re: Sans Bullshit Sans (2015)

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Post by lostlogin » Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 10:59 PM UTC

joelthelion wrote: post #21

I wish Microsoft would set this as the default in outlook and teams...

‘New’ Teams might trigger the filter?

Re: Sans Bullshit Sans (2015)

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Post by ChrisMarshallNY » Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 11:03 PM UTC

Tao3300 wrote: post #22

ChrisArchitect wrote: post #9

(2015) Wondering if the avalanche of buzzwords since has been added

I was expecting blockchain to set it off, but no.

"Leveraging the synergy of ligatures" sets it off.

Re: Sans Bullshit Sans (2015)

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Post by bitwize » Sat, Jun 15, 2024, 11:45 PM UTC

jakelsaunders94 wrote: post #7

upmostly wrote: post #3

Synergy wasn't replaced.

Haha, synergy was my go-to first word too. I’m still not sure what it means.

It's Jem's holographic glam rock AI.

Also Greek for "working together". In corporate buzzspeak it means everybody aligned and working toward the same goal -- return on investment for our shareholders.

Re: Sans Bullshit Sans (2015)

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Post by iraqmtpizza » Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 12:06 AM UTC

HasanYousef wrote: post #2

I like how “startup” gets replaced with bullshit

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Re: Sans Bullshit Sans (2015)

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Post by WaxProlix » Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 12:17 AM UTC

dang wrote: post #16

Related: Sans Bullshit Sans - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=9534204 - May 2015 (16 comments) Sans Bullshit Sans - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=9111447 - Feb 2015 (97 comments)

Also reminds me of Scunthorpe Sans (2020 and 2022)

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=23131559

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=31957551

Re: Sans Bullshit Sans (2015)

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Post by john1633 » Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 1:12 AM UTC

The link about ligatures under the textbox leads to a page about selling annuities.

Re: Sans Bullshit Sans (2015)

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Post by FranchuFranchu » Sun, Jun 16, 2024, 1:29 AM UTC

pteraspidomorph wrote: post #8

upmostly wrote: post #3

Synergy wasn't replaced.

I pasted the lyrics for Mission Statement by Weird Al. I got ten bullshits (including synergy) and four bullfuckingshits, which were for: globalization, downsized, and paradigm shift (x2).

I asked ChatGPT to craft a story to maximize the amount of bullshits. This is the result: https://pastebin.com/raw/zM9h6Cau , with 9 BSs, 36 bullshits, and 20 bullfuckingshits