I don't know if this is a troll post, but I'll humor it anyway.
> The first is that it is insecure. As seen by the constant incidents of stolen and lost bitcoin's.
If this is the standard by which you deem a currency insecure, you may want to be more specific. Physical goods are also susceptible to theft.
> Physical currency is much more secure than a string of bits sitting on a hard drive
This isn't really substantiated by anything, and I implore you to read about paper wallets. But you're also ignoring another useful characteristic of bitcoin: coins cannot be counterfeited, unlike any other currency. They are crytographically ensured.
The security of your funds is not inherently endangered by the network by any means. I can accept bitcoin donations anonymously and there is no way they can be targeted without additional context. With physical transactions, there is always location.
> The second is that it's much less convenient than cash.
Cash is much less convenient than digital transactions. Have you heard of a credit card? Cash is only useful for anonymity.
> The third is that the distribution system is set up as ponzi scheme where early adopters reap enormous amounts of wealth if they recruit more bitcoin users(which is why the bitcoin astroturfing is so persistent), people generally don't like participating in ponzi schemes.
The currency incentivizes its own operation, yes, but this is not even close to a ponzi scheme -- you should look that term up. The technology does not distinguish early adopters from other participants.