Earlier quoted context omitted.
If only I were a mouse. With all the research papers I've seen on HN over the years, I'm pretty sure I could live to be 200.
Survivor bias. I suspect there’s like a 100:1 ratio of dead laboratory mice to 200yr old mice.
Because of their speed of reproduction, their lack of reusability, and the fact that in order to cure diseases you first have to inflict them, lab mice are basically in a constant state of massacre.
They're not even livestock. They're more on the tier of stationery.