One bizarre side-effect of these layoff announcements is learning all the cringe-worthy names these companies have for their employees. Elasticicans? Tweeps? Stripes? I'm guessing this is a SV thing? Do these infantilizing names actually do anything to build company culture?
Elastic.co lays off 13% of team
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#22It has stiff competition, but I’m certain that “Elastician” is the worst company demonym I’ve heard so far.
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#23It has stiff competition, but I’m certain that “Elastician” is the worst company demonym I’ve heard so far.
1: https://grafana.com/blog/2022/07/29/inside-grafana-labs-my-f...
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#24A couple years ago, I was evaluating moving our ES clusters to the cloud. I got quotes from both Elastic and AWS. How much more Elastic wanted than AWS, didn't make sense, not even factoring support and hosting. It was like almost twice as much. Morally, I get why I should have gone with Elastic. Too bad businesses aren't about morals.
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#25Nice touch, with empathy and such. Blogpost saying we're firing our people along the ad "We're hiring"...
https://www.aboutamazon.com/news/company-news/a-note-from-ce...
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#27Would be so nice to stop seeing these articles?
yeah, it would be so nice if our industry hadn't over-hired for the last five years on the promise of everlasting ZIRP and trickle-down funding from adtech giants. alas, here we are.
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#28If you scroll down to the very bottom there is a big "we are hiring" icon. I wish everyone who was laid off all the best. I wonder if Amazon with it's elastic fork will try to acquire some of the talent.
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#29This seems really tone deaf: “ As hard as this is for all of us, our future is bright. I look forward to working with you to propel Elastic into that future as we make Elastic a generational brand”, especially since he earlier says those being laid off may not even know that for up to 24 hours.
I've had this happen somewhere I worked: "ceo: well be laying off a big portion of the company, you'll find out who tomorrow". I don't know the right way to do this, but I know this is the wrong way. What possible good does this achieve?