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I'll agree that not the posted article but your comment does sum up the way many users experience LaTeX (without taking a few minutes to understand what's going on), and it's interesting to think about what factors of TeX/LaTeX and its documentation/ecosystem lead to this outcome. About the posted article: if all one wanted to do was "typeset this bit of common math", one can just type "\lambda x.(2x)" in math mode.…
It's true, I do enjoy being perverse. However, I think it's a bit unfair to say I have "picked up a few pieces of knowledge, become excited, and tried to hack their way through by themselves, without understanding the broader ecosystem of other packages and conventions". I'm aware of xparse, and other tools in the ecosystem (etoolbox, ifthenelse). This doesn't mean that I shouldn't try to get a given result with the…
And as I said, doing things one's own way with the primitives is perfectly fine… I too have participated in my share of TeX perversity and doing things it wasn't designed for (example: https://tex.stackexchange.com/a/403353); I guess it's one of the things that attracts people like us to such an old system. :-)