Evolution, though directed by natural selection, is a random process. So sometimes the answer's just because that's how it happened.
That's not an answer to why selection made the decisions it did.
Just because it's not satisfying doesn't mean it's not an answer. Evolution is driven by random mutations in DNA. Sometimes they're beneficial, sometimes they're harmful. In those cases, natural selection determines whether the individuals with a given mutation will survive and pass on their genes. But sometimes, mutations are neither beneficial nor harmful, and which one beats out the other (if either does) is simply random chance. So many times, questions like yours are unanswerable.
The creases between the tops of the thighs and the abdomen, the crease between the butt cheeks.
The angle would not be right, you want hair growing slightly off an roll parallel where it should lubricate. Armpit is bit of problem because it normally goes 180 deg so they cannot choose preferential direction. There the optimum is probably more radial then linear.