Unfortunately, all of the text spam I get is of the scammy misrepresentation variety, and is going to fail on the "identify the other party" step. Edit: for instance https://imgur.com/D780jAX -- after I naïvely responded to the first few like this and got their pivot, I started to recognize the style.
If you spend a few minutes and get them on the phone and say "I want to wire you funds right now!", they will give you a bank account.
Because my guess is it won't be that simple.