tl;dr "The NASA definition of comedy timing is the difference between the speed of light and the speed of sound over a distance of 3.7 miles. The speed of light is 186,000 miles per second (I knew that off the top of my head). The speed of sound is 1,116 feet per second (I had to look that up). With the two traveling over 3.7 miles that’s 17.505 seconds."
"we call it 'the aristocrats'!" See...doesn't have the same impact when you just tell the punch line. The piece which was tl;dr for you was one of the most uplifting and inspiring stories I've ever read about watching a Shuttle launch, and you want distil it down to a punch line? Talk about missing the point!
thanks man. Couldn't read more than the 1/3 of the blog - it's just too boring. After your post, googled 'the aristocrats' [and enjoyed it] - you hit it right on the nail. Best tldr ever.