Hey HN! Author here, feel free to AMA. I've made less joke-y languages too before, most prominently Ink [0] which I use to write some of my own apps for personal notes/contacts/etc. [0] https://dotink.co/
nice stuff. fyi, You've doubled up the line `BEATS / SMALLER THAN` under "how much is there".
Tabloid: The Clickbait Headline Programming Language
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#22Hey HN! Author here, feel free to AMA. I've made less joke-y languages too before, most prominently Ink [0] which I use to write some of my own apps for personal notes/contacts/etc. [0] https://dotink.co/
I like the deliberate misspelling of "clickbait," it layers a spam email feel on top of the clickbait ethos. Bravo!
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#23I suggest "10 EASY STEPS FOR BETTER i" as for(i=0;i<10;i++).
10 [EASY|QUICK|WEIRD] STEPS = Range [list expr] FOR [variable name] = map operator
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#24Re: Tabloid: The Clickbait Headline Programming Language
#25Hey HN! Author here, feel free to AMA. I've made less joke-y languages too before, most prominently Ink [0] which I use to write some of my own apps for personal notes/contacts/etc. [0] https://dotink.co/
But WAIT, THERE's MORE! Before you delete all the other code and languages, first throw your computers and tablets away. TABLOID doesn't need any of that! TABLOID is Turing-Super-Complete!
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#26E.g. EXPERTS CLAIM TO BE . IT WILL SURPRISE YOU!
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#27Re: Tabloid: The Clickbait Headline Programming Language
#28I suggest "10 EASY STEPS FOR BETTER i" as for(i=0;i<10;i++).
This is a funny and shitty idea for a programming language while at the same time retaining something inspiring about it OTOH, really worth my time
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#29Brilliant! However: Ideally, someone would create a meta-language for defining the next ArnoldC/LolCat/Intercal/...Tabloid, assuming there will be a next, which I'm sure there is (nobody made a porn-based language yet, rule 33 or whatever number it was).
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#30async: DEVELOPING STORY [DISCOVER HOW TO...]
await: STAY TUNED FOR [expr]