Neal Stephenson's Interface (1994) has never been more relevant. "The corresponding item on the list was highlighted, a bright purple box drawn over it so that the user could see which category he was dealing with at the moment. The hundred categories and names on the list were as follows: IRRELEVANT MOUTH BREATHER 400-POUND TAB DRINKER STONE-FACED URBAN HOMEBOY BURGER-FLIPPING HISTORY MAJOR SQUIRRELLY WINNEBAGO JOCK…
Because your personal and professional info is associated with this account, you should probably edit the end off the bible-slinging line.
As a favor to you, I'm going to flag the comment.