This argument has been beaten to death. People are not robots. Stop being obnoxious.
Please Don't Say Just Hello in Chat
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Re: Please Don't Say Just Hello in Chat
#22The reason why it's natural to do this is most of us don't want to waste time typing out a long-winded question if there's no one on the other side.
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#232010-07-19 12:00:00 co-worker: Hi 2010-07-19 12:00:30 me: Hello 2010-07-19 12:10:00 co-worker: I have a question about Facebook. Are you the right person to ask? 2010-07-19 12:10:25 me: May be. What's your question? 2010-07-19 12:20:25 co-worker: I want to know ... 2010-07-19 12:21:10 me: No, sorry. For that, you need to contact ... Fast version: 2010-07-19 12:00:00 co-worker: Hi. I don't know if you are the right qu…
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#25I strive to respect other people's time/concentration and I appreciate the same. So I typically start chats with, "Hey, do you have a minute?" to give them the chance to say no.
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#26Other user types any of the common greetings alone (hi/hello/hey)
Client responds with: "this is an automated response - your greeting has been blocked until you provide a more meaningful reply"
Then filter out some rude/idiotic replies and keep filtering until the response's entropy is above a threshold and the sentence has some basic structure or presence of a couple of POS (eg a verb and noun)
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#27Not a silver bullet but it might solve it in many cases
It reminds me of my old mIRC scripting days
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#28Seems like a problem that a scriptable chat client should solve: if it's the first message in a long time and it's short, debounce notifications for 30sec~1min. Not a silver bullet but it might solve it in many cases It reminds me of my old mIRC scripting days
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#29Perhaps the client could help here? :-) Other user types any of the common greetings alone (hi/hello/hey) Client responds with: "this is an automated response - your greeting has been blocked until you provide a more meaningful reply" Then filter out some rude/idiotic replies and keep filtering until the response's entropy is above a threshold and the sentence has some basic structure or presence of a couple of POS (…
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#30The nice feature of this approach is that you can immediately leave if you know that you really don't want to deal with whatever it is that is coming and can legitimately say you never saw it.