You don't actually want qubits, you want an analog computer with differentiable signals. Most likely photonic. Qubits are a dead evolution branch. I've been recently exploring computational metamaterials for photonic computation. http://users.ece.utexas.edu/~aalu/research%20-%20page%203.ht... (there's quite a few papers on this but unfortunately they are all paywalled. Spoiler alert, they seem to be based entirely on…
Can it sort names or addresses?
Otherwise for integers you don't have buy spaghetti and just use a computer to do a radix sort which is O(nw).
Another thing with analog computers is to think how they scale. I can sort 1M items on my laptop. What is the practical application of buying 1M strands of spaghetti.