I have a version of this; I have the email {{popular-asian-surname}}@gmail.com and I've seen _everything_. I've had many many bank statements from India. I've had someone in California order a brand new BMW and got the details for collection. I've had paypal invoices and statements (this is one funny because they refuse to action the delink). I used to reach out and tell them I didn't sign up for their service. But h…
My email address is my full name. It’s not a common one, there are four of us that I can discover online. My Floridian namesake has a troubled existence - I get emails from debt collectors, the police, court summons, and his employer, an HVAC company. He also likes Dolly Parton and crystal meth, and goes to rennaisance fayres. My namesake from BC likes to go to nightclubs and Costco, and is very busy on the gay datin…
But, yeah, one of my namesakes has a boyfriend who still hasn't realized the photos of antiques and his penis aren't reaching my namesake. Another has a son attending a British school in Hong Kong who is somehow earning poor marks in Mathematics /and/ Physical Education. I'm worried for a third that still hasn't finished his required food safety and hygiene courses. I believe a fourth is an Irish landlord with an increasingly frustrated tenant - who appears to be emailing both my namesake and me every time. Recently, it's been issues with her kitchen sink plumbing.