> Java is a great language because it's boring [...] Types are assertions we make about the world This is less of a mind-was-changed case and more just controversial, but... Checked Exceptions were a fundamentally good idea. They just needed some syntactic sugar to help redirect certain developers into less self-destructive ways of procrastinating on proper error handling. In brief for non-Java folks: Checked Excepti…
remind me why they don’t work? because “throws Exception” propagates virally to every method in the codebase?
Because you can't capture the evaluation of a function as a value, or write the type of it. E.g. try to write a generic function that takes a list and a callback, and applies the callback to every element of the list. Now what happens if your callback throws a checked exception? It doesn't work and there's no way to make it work, you just have to write another overload of your function and copy/paste your code. Now what happens if your callback throws two checked exceptions? It doesn't work and there's no way to make it work, you just have to write another overload of your function and copy/paste your code. And you'll never guess what happens if your callback throws three checked exceptions!