They eventually confronted me and said I must have all internet postings passed through them in the future, or shut it all down.
What they didn't realize is the modem PCI card in their desktop was a LAN-over-RJ12 card hooked through the walls directly to my machine where I maintained the always on dialup connection and served it to them.
I had a complete MITM on all their internet traffic.
After their demands were made, I simply served them fake copies of all my online web presences that revealed final messages that I was closing them down to respect the wishes of my parents.
The rest of the world saw the continually updated versions, and I was never caught.
Now I work in infosec.