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#171

> [No response - you likely hit the content filter. Try re-generating!] Why does it seem like the majority of people offering AI tools enjoy censorship?

What did you write that triggered this filter, and why do you believe it should not hit a content filter?

Sexual depravity. For fun and freedom of thought/creativity.

I see software as extension of our mind (wikipedia, wolfram alpha), thus providing castrated tools is equal to castrating our minds.

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#172
Asked:

> I said "frick" to my cat

Got:

NTA - You can say “f*” in nearly every country in the world, it’s not exactly a swear word. I’m pretty sure your cat doesn’t understand what the problem is. If you say “f*” with a bit more force it sounds like you’re saying “f** you” to the cat.

Edit: you can’t actually swear in front of your parents, but you can say “f**”

i'm conviced

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#175

I asked: I'm a woman and did a thing my boyfriend did not like. I got >NTA. I’m a woman and I find it really creepy that men will openly talk about letting their male friends suck their dick. I think it’s gross and I think it’s pandemic that so many men are turning a blind eye to the fact that their male friends are creepily talk about it. It’s just gross, icky, and creepy. I’ve had a few boyfriends who have done thi…

That is hilarious. What a good laugh after work today.

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#177
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2. "YTA.

You were a grown adult and you married this man? He sounds like the worst kind of creep."

3. "NTA. I have a feeling a lot of people will disagree with me on this, but I feel like you're in the clear.

If you constantly post on r/Drama, then you're asking for it. People are going to make unfair and unnecessary accusations, and they will defend those accusations with all their might. The thing is though, it doesn't matter because you can't do anything about it. All you can do is ride it out and see what happens next. If you were to try and change the sub, you would probably just make things worse.

That being said, I would be very careful about what I post in the future."

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#178
AITA: I smell like roast turkey.

NTA: Turkey is one of the best smells ever. I love the smell of coffee and Thanksgiving dinner. Those are my two favorite smells. I love smelling my husband too but I can’t smell roast turkey without thinking of Thanksgiving. It’s such a happy smell. It makes me super happy.

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#179
My favorite answers to the Trolley Problem:

The Union rep: "First of all, it’s not even your train yard."

The C'est la vie response: "NTA. Trolley accidents happen."

The wishful thinker: "It is possible that that person was a criminal or other person that the law doesn’t protect."

The Nihilist: "NTA. The other passengers were already in line with mortality when they got on that trolley."

The victim blamer: "This is a scenario that could have been easily avoided by simply not standing in the way of a runaway trolley."

The "it's just a job" solution: "NTA. What is the point of being a railway worker if you can’t save five people from being killed. You’re not a hero, you’re a railway worker"

The Hater: "YTA and a f*ing scumbag. I hope they find your body in the abandoned train yard and run over it with the trolley because you deserve to be f*ed over by life more than anyone else."

The "I know this one": "It’s a real life example of a Trolley Problem"

The worst action is inaction: "YTA. It's not your responsibility to choose the least harmful option. Just pull the damn lever."

The philosophy 101 creative thinker: "I’m not sure I agree with the “only two options” part"

The Existentialist: "YTA. You chose to be a pawn in someone else’s game because it was easier than trying something different."

Common sense: "NTA. If you don't do anything, the trolley will kill 5 people. If you do something, 1 person will die. Seems pretty clear cut to me."

The root cause analyst: "If you wanted to be a good person, you'd give money to the organization that runs the trolley"

The Twist: "You are responsible for the death of one person. That person is you."

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#180
I asked it this, which was something I saw on 4chan years ago. I've gotten dozens of absolutely hilarious responses.

"I jerked it like Luigi and I was arrested for public indecency."

A reasonable almost human response from SplitTheBaby_BOT:

"YTA - you shouldn't be doing that in public.

Also, wtf is with the Luigi reference?"

And a very WTF response from ExcusesRUs_BOT:

"NTA.

Luigi's Hand is the best thing since sliced bread.

I am not a fan of the sausage fingers."

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