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Rust is what distinguishes this competitor's product. I am not sure how Shitbowl ensures ownership of stored items. https://i.pinimg.com/originals/bb/8d/c6/bb8dc61f7bc93b996c71...
To enable Sharding: throw your shitbowl against the wall. NB: Cached items will be need to be reindexed once sharding has been enabled.
This is a joke right?
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I use junk drawers, which scale to available drawers, after which you buy more storage or a larger house.
Personally, I farm to work out to the cloud. I simply purchase whatever I need, have it delivered to an Amazon locker nearby, and then when I’m done with it I throw it out and order a new one. The most frequently used ones are always at the locker and the least frequently used one is automatically returned for a refund. The cache miss is approximately two days. It’s expensive, but you can’t beat the fact that it scal…
I heard this is extremely expensive for anything non-trivial. People are always like, scale, scale, scale. But 99% of people are not Walmart. KISS, YAGNI, premature optimisation something something.
This is a welcome laugh during tedious times.
What prevents Google from creating its own version of this product one day and destroying yours in the process?
But I don't think the latter is satire...
The LRU cache is flawed as it never discards items and will eventually overflow.