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Well I think I do it gently enough. Have there been any reported cases of pulling your finger out of your ear breaking the eardrum?
I can't find it now but I read a story, in I think in https://old.reddit.com/r/tifu , about a man and woman having sexy fun times. The woman's thighs were wrapped around the guy's head, she orgasmed, her legs spamsed, and because of the sweat her thighs formed a vacuum seal on both his ears and ruptured one or both of them. There are plenty of other stories about ruptured ear drums though: https://old.reddit.com/r/ti…
Amazing and terrible story