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Brainstorm HN: Outlandish Startup Ideas Pool

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#161

I have three great ideas for startups that fit this request. 1.) scambledporn.com - If you can remember tv before it went digital, porn used to be scambled by varying the horizontal sync of the tv signal for that channel. This made it unwatchable, unless you were really really patience. My idea is to create a website that has porn that works on the same concept; it would be scrambled until people pay to have it unscr…

You actually just gave me a great idea...CPA porn. Complete CPA offers, get access to porn. Perfect, because that way no credit card is involved...

Sounds like good ol' Hotline!

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#162
Car Net.

A information network between vehicles that share information about what their destinations and routes are. Specially for congested areas, they would all work together to find the optimal route with the least congestion.

Instead of everyone trying to take the shortest path, all the vehicles will work together to figure out the shortest-time-path based by distributing the road load levels evenly.

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#163

I'm tired of sex shops that ship their products using discrete packaging. I want a store that ships products in packaging purposely designed to be as embarrassing as is plausibly possible. Charge double what a normal sex store does, and even if you only get a few hundred orders a day via Google you still have a decent business.

Yes, and a 100% chargeback rate because apparently "Moot" is not the real cardholders name.

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#164
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Hire a bunch of people to walk around large markets in other countries, such as India, with wireless webcams attached to their heads. Shoppers can then direct these people to various stands, barter, and purchase stuff through a web interface.

Human Tamagotchi. Stick 3G webcams on people in poor foreign countries. Throughout the day you open your iphone app and can send them voice commands or use the joystick to move them around. Feed, train, etc. Maybe a $149/mo subscription or something. If you spend a lot of time playing and they make enough gold pieces then eventually your human will be able to afford $149/mo for his own human tamigotchi and poof --- the singularity is near.

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#165
post #109

Kidnap vacations. The ultimate thrill ride. You pay them some amount of money and they will arrive at your home, blindfold you, put you on a plane, and then take it off once you are in the foreign country. Then you have to work out where you are and how to get back. I believe the government has been doing this for a while now.

Apparently you've never tried one of those timeshare vacation deals, huh? I'd rather be waterboarded than fight those sharks.

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#166

A DBUS like system for the internet (for message passing and multi casting events to registered handlers). It's like twitter, except for application to application/people communication. You first visit the site and create a data structure and register it at the X service website. Then a application can send messages in that data structure to the X service. Other services/applications/websites/people can register (lik…

We already use a system like that for anonymous message passing between processes running on an internal network.

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post #92

Earlier quoted context omitted.

I pitched this idea to YC last year, basically. Mine also had "GPS on phone to monitor person's level of physical activity to help tailor diet to their dietary needs" We even worked on putting this together so that the algorithm could work automatically for a family who had different dietary requirements. The problem we found is that it doesn't work for the consumer market. We focussed too much on the idea and not en…

That makes sense. But it reminds me of search engines cluttering up their portals with ads, and having pay-for-ranking search results - which also made sense. That was the market before google. I don't know if an analogous change of market exists for diets.

Well the thing is that is one of the conclusions we came too after having built a prototype. I'm not a skinny guy (nor was my partner), we built the thing for personal use and after several months of use we had found that it was simply too much additional effort that a simple meal plan could accomplish on is own. There were several things we didn't account for in our initial design.

1) Battery life on the mobile phone... Keeping your GPS on during waking hours is a big drain in current generation phones

2) People sticking to the plan (ours was designed so that you could go "off plan" if you felt hungry and it would adapt) ... during early testing if you skipped things, it could go out of whack

3) Motivation, we let several people use it, not including ourselves (about 15 all up) and we monitored the use and we found that in almost all cases (except 1) that people just stopped using it after around a month, with it's novelty wearing off after about two weeks. That's when we started to look at how the business models of other Dietary businesses work.

Basically, it had little more than novelty value - a simple meal plan and exercise would have achieved the same result.

(On a personal note, I found it just as easy to ride my exercise bike while watching TV and eating smaller portions to keep losing weight, I just bought smaller plates and glasses to change my perspective of the amount of food I was eating.)

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#168
post #74

A startup factory. A collection of hackers, marketing people, business minded people, and their product is making startups. The basic infrastructure very very fast. Then selling them out.

This is a really good idea. VCs sort of do this but they exact to high a price. YC sort of does this but they are more focused on funding. Then there are the legions of consultants that do some part of this but not the whole thing.

It's a bad idea. Reason: the value doesn't come from implementing the FIRST idea, the value comes from iterating on the idea until it really fits the market. So you can not just throw out ideas every month and see which stick, you need to throw out an idea, iterate on it until it sticks, or abandon it and move to the next one.

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#169

This is for advertising: Have devices in public places where people are likely to sit down (bus steats, benches in Airports, bus stops) that listen in and automatically pick out keywords from conversations. Ads are displayed directly in front that is relevant to the conversation.

Hahaha that's just crazy enough to get loads of funding.

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#170

5 Star Jail Hotel (good for procrastinators). Pay us and we will lock you up for as many days as you paid. You get one hour per day to hang out within our establishment. Breakfast, Lunch and Diner are eaten with other prisoners. The rest of time we will lock you up in your room (with internet connection). Phones lines are only open for x hours. Emails programs are blocked most of the time... You see where I am headin…

Can a boss send an employee to procrastinator jail to make sure they finish their task by deadline?

Can you send the boss so you can get on with work?
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