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Yep, I timed the top of the market perfectly and cashed out 5 BTC at ~$80/BTC.
You are better than me. Back when you could mine BTC with the CPU, i had about 2 coins. I found it useless and silly and deleted my wallet at some point :)
For the record, they're still useless and silly, that just doesn't stop people from exchanging a nonsense amount of money for them.