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Classically featured on the Angry Video Game Nerd: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuZTUX1bwJ0
You gotta point people to the original episode, it's classic certifiably unhinged AVGN. "What a shitload of fuck! This game chews turds! This game sucks your balls off and spits them up your ass!" https://youtu.be/ofM11nPzFo0
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How in the hell is that tanker flying at ~1,200 knots (1,400mph)!? That is nearly Mach 2!
Same way your F-14 was able to carry up to 40 air-to-air missiles, unlimited cannon rounds, and the space shuttle at the end of the game is tougher and takes more fire to destroy than the aircraft carrier you destroy in mission 2.
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Same way your F-14 was able to carry up to 40 air-to-air missiles, unlimited cannon rounds, and the space shuttle at the end of the game is tougher and takes more fire to destroy than the aircraft carrier you destroy in mission 2.
Don't forget that you somehow refuel your missiles from the tanker!
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You gotta point people to the original episode, it's classic certifiably unhinged AVGN. "What a shitload of fuck! This game chews turds! This game sucks your balls off and spits them up your ass!" https://youtu.be/ofM11nPzFo0
Hearing the AVGN absurd obscenities will always give me a nostalgia bomb.
He did that deleted episode on Custer's Revenge, and then he went back and made it even funnier by censoring it.
ORIGINAL: https://cinemassacre.com/atari-porn-angry-video-game-nerd-av...
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I didn't either! Granted, I wasn't good at video games in general. And this one infuriated me, because I loved it. I could easily beat the first level, but then I crashed on carrier landing. This happened for years . I only ever saw the first level of this game. Then one day, while staying at my elementary afterschool sitter's house, one of the kids there told me he played Top Gun as well. He could land, but wasn't v…
The blog says that failing to land on the carrier didn't actually fail the mission. Maybe you're misremembering? I just remember this game being so frustrating that I never replayed it.