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It's apparently cheaper to buy Splunk than to a buy Splunk license.
You may be joking but this is why we thought Cisco bought Webex back in the day too.
What's fascinating is that working inside Cisco, the same tricks work on them. We'd adopt a vendor only to realize it doesn't do what we want, but now we're kinda stuck on them and it costs more to replace them. It's a bog-standard giant enterprise where the left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing. But they're wizards with cash.