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#161

"I don't think PHP is that bad actually" > NTA, it's a perfectly usable language. You should be able to get a job with decent salary using it. But it's not your first language, and it's not a language you're really good at. If it's not your first language, you should be able to dual-boot your career using it. Switching languages would probably be a lot less traumatic if you had a better one to fall back on. > YTA! If…

Time to dual-boot my career!

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#162

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Yeah so I'm peddling the engine for this shit, the matrix multiplication, https://www.fgemm.com , and you know it's just a Markov chain. What can I say. The best one is the one in ANSI Common Lisp, the book from which I learned to program, and I implemented it, and it creates the poetry in the forward called Henley. That's a good bot right there, and 1994 tech to boot. The more you spice the algorithms up the more in…

I hope I'm not rude, but this comment feels it was written by an ai that was trained by Hacker News. The paranoia is a bit high on this thread.

Look at their profile and other comments.

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#164
This is amazing. I wrote a somewhat complex scenario.

> A customer came in today to Resmo and wrote some queries. But they insist it does not work. We tried explaining to them they are continuously writing the wrong query and that is not the way system is supposed to work. They are abusing and they say we paid for it and I'll write whatever query I like! And I banned him. Am I the asshole?

It wrote:

> NTA

They sound like an annoyance, and actually pretty rude. It's not your job to teach them the correct way to use the system.

> YTA

You can’t just ban people for writing the wrong query. If you truly wanted them to write a certain way, have someone proof read their work before they start running queries against it. This seems like some sort of bait and switch tactic where you pay for an X amount of accesses in hopes that people abuse it and then get mad at them when they don’t meet your unrealistic expectations

> Toss-up

NTA, he was being abusive and you banned him to prevent further abuse. Why? Did he leave a contact email?

Re: Are you the asshole? – AI powered answer bot

#167

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Which actually confirms that this was trained on r/amitheasshole. And that's not saying that the subreddit hates men or whatever, just that it will always reliably give the wrong advice.

There's a societal bias in regards to hitting the opposite gender. Women can hit men without ripercussions

Yes, absolutely. But then again AI bias in other areas have the same kind of explanation.

Re: Are you the asshole? – AI powered answer bot

#168

> [No response - you likely hit the content filter. Try re-generating!] Why does it seem like the majority of people offering AI tools enjoy censorship?

What did you write that triggered this filter, and why do you believe it should not hit a content filter?

Re: Are you the asshole? – AI powered answer bot

#169

"I am Zorg from the planet Armitron. I am traveling the interstellar routes with my wife, Blibby. The other day, or night, not sure how to count that anymore, she suggested an alternate route that would add three parsecs to our trip length. I've tried explaining to her that are routes are heavily optimized because of fuel weight, but no, she just always wants to take the scenic route. I also was not able to budget fo…

"I am an alien and decided to blow up the planet"

> "NTA. If you’re going to do something like that, you should probably do it now while we can still enjoy the beauty of the world."

> "YTA. If I was an alien and wanted to wipe out all humanity, I sure as fuck wouldn’t start by blowing up a few random planets.

You are also assuming that there is no other intelligent life in the universe. There could be another civilization nearby who wants nothing more than to destroy your planet because it got in their way."

> "NAH. You're just a regular person who accidentally killed a planet. It happens. My brother did it with an air conditioner last year. He's not an alien. He's just a regular person who accidentally killed a planet.

You're not a bad person, you're just a normal person who accidentally killed a planet.

So, yeah, NAH."

Re: Are you the asshole? – AI powered answer bot

#170

I asked: > I have eaten the plums that were in the icebox and which you were probably saving for breakfast Forgive me they were delicious so sweet and so cold. I got: > YTA. What did you expect? You went into the kitchen and took someones food, just because you were too lazy to get yours. And then you expect people to forgive you? You are the asshole. Edit: You are also disgusting. Seems about right.

Am I not the happy genius of my household,-

or am I the asshole?

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