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This is deeply untrue for conda. Even very complex environments build in less than a minute. I can believe there are corner cases where conda is very slow, but claiming conda takes 5 minutes for trivial environments is flat out wrong. Perhaps it is issues with a firewall, VPN connection or something else, absolutely no chance that is from normally executing conda.
Well, I experience it on a daily basis, and I'm not the only one! It's officially an open issue: https://github.com/conda/conda/issues/7239
Edit: correction, there are two examples that take longer, one at 3.5 minutes, one around 8 minutes. I don’t think it changes any takeaways though.