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Re: The Coolest Experience I Had as an Apple Store Employee

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There's also the "use Google Translate to talk (in writing) to someone in a foreign language, without a language in common" that I've done several times.

This is how I communicated with banks when I lived in China. Baidu translate. They were trained to do this with foreigners.

I hope it's better than Google translate with Japanese, because that's almost completely unusable for anything longer than one or two words. GT does much better with European languages to/from English, I suppose because of the shared ancestry...

Re: The Coolest Experience I Had as an Apple Store Employee

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Also, Mac Specialists at the Apple store don't go in the back to fetch inventory. They call it back.

They did at his store - it's substantially faster than waiting

It is not faster than waiting, because there's no waiting. You do other things while it's being brought out, like trying to sell attachments to the customer or (in this case), finding out what the next student wants. Behaving inefficiently and adding traffic to the back on a busy launch day is simple incompetence.

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The kids knew sign language? The kids went and bought stuff (incl laptops) at multiple stores? And wasn't there a long line at Apple? How'd they make it to so many other stores? The kids physically go to the store to buy school computers? The kids are such good actors that they fooled the author & all other salespeople? A teacher would actually allow kids to pretend that they're disabled? No bulk discount or pre-arra…

> The kids knew sign language? No, but neither did the author so he couldn't tell they were making signs up. > The kids went and bought stuff (incl laptops) at multiple stores? No, it just says they browsed other stores. > And wasn't there a long line at Apple? How'd they make it to so many other stores? Apple lines are product-specific. If there is a line to buy the new iPhone, you can still go in and buy other prod…

Apple does cut deals on batches of computers, but if the student is keeping the device then it is individual orders at the student rate.

Re: The Coolest Experience I Had as an Apple Store Employee

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The kids knew sign language? The kids went and bought stuff (incl laptops) at multiple stores? And wasn't there a long line at Apple? How'd they make it to so many other stores? The kids physically go to the store to buy school computers? The kids are such good actors that they fooled the author & all other salespeople? A teacher would actually allow kids to pretend that they're disabled? No bulk discount or pre-arra…

> The kids knew sign language?

all it really takes is one kid in the group knowing sign language. It is actually not that uncommon since it counts as a second language and there has been a bit of a craze to teach babies to sign. It also clusters around deaf children since their friends tend to pick up sign[1].

1) remember children, signing to your friend at church still counts as talking during the mass

Re: The Coolest Experience I Had as an Apple Store Employee

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I have news for you, the movies that are showing on the cinema are works of fiction (mostly) This doesn't mean we should throw them out because they were invented. It may be fiction, but it certainly has less BS than many true stories.

The difference is those are presented as being fiction and this is being presented as a true story. If this blog post were presented honestly, as a work of fiction, it would never have made it to the top of HN. Nobody would care. Because as fiction it's not interesting.

Sure, even though there are some works of fiction that begin "based on a true story" or something similar

For the record I do believe it's a true story, even if the details are fuzzy, or maybe some things have been forgotten by the person telling the story.

Re: The Coolest Experience I Had as an Apple Store Employee

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I was under the impression that pretty much all of the major US cities were 24/7 economies, with store times matching up.

Here's a tidbit that might entertain, then: in densely populated suburbs, you're less likely to find what you need at 3am than in small-town America (at least, in the rural South). That's because Walmart is typically open 24 hours, and Walmart in rural areas has essentially everything that's not very specialized. Upon moving from such a place to the suburbs of DC, I was dismayed to find that finding a store open at 3…

No doubt. When I moved to Minneapolis, MN from ND, I was constantly amazed at how little is open in the early AM. Heck, even the fast food places closed early[1]. ND small town is more 24hr than the cities.

1) and what unholy foolishness of closing offsale at 8pm on weekdays, 9pm Fri and Sat, and closed all day Sun. WTF? "Backwards" ND has Sunday offsale.

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Wow. NYC brings enough traffic in the middle of the night that it stays open, huh.

I was under the impression that pretty much all of the major US cities were 24/7 economies, with store times matching up.

Not really. I think NYC is the main city that doesn't sleep. Other large cities I've been to like Seattle get pretty dead late at night. The town I go to school in, Providence, even has a 2am business curfew.

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education discounts can be applied in store, as well as the other education offers they occasionally do, like the free iPod touch during the back to school season.

the public education promotions can, but when you purchase for a classroom you get additional discounts (and the stores are not authorized to give it)

If they are each keeping the machine then you are not allowed to use the school discount, you must use the student rate.

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Admittedly in a few regards the story sounds not-quite-right. However I think if it was "typical internet fiction" then it wouldn't have ended with the revelation that the kids weren't deaf after all. Why deflate the punchline like that? If pure glurge fiction, it would have ended with the narrator, or more likely the Apple store manager, receiving a note from the school, relating how the deaf kids had been treated p…

Without that bit the story would've been "Hey some deaf kids visited my store." It still would have been unusual but that last crazy detail is what makes it a remarkable story, and it's the part that makes the narrator a hero. It's also the part that goes from pushing the boundaries of believability and bursts full on into being obvious fiction.

I see nothing in this story that is implausible. Odd and unusual things happen all the time. In fact, the unusualness is what makes the story. I really don't get why people want to jump all over people's odd experiences an declare them "totally fake bra, you wouldn't dare be nice as a service employee", or maybe "in your job where you are dealing with hundreds of strangers a week, not one of them (or some of them) could have been an unusual case". It's like saying: I have a raid 6 at home. It's never lost data, and not one of the hard drives ever failed, Backblaze must be lying about the part where they have hard drives fail.

If you think teachers having kids role play the lives of other people is so crazy as to not have happened, I'm not sure what to tell you. I know that when I was a kid, one of the summer camps I went to did similar things. One year it was just live your day in a wheelchair. Another year it was role-play the lives of a very poor family, and have figure out how to handle a broken arm in one of the kids and still pay rent, eat, etc. These included going out into the world, not just staying in the camp.

I've heard other people who in school had to wear "pregnant suits" or carry "babies", or go around with blindfolds, and so on, to help them understand the situation other people may be in.

Perhaps it's the part where a mall worker runs into someone in another part of the mall later that day. I'm not sure how this even comes close to improbable. I've run into clerks who helped me in the food court before.

Overall, I'd rate this story as Extremely plausible. No single element of it is at all sketchy. Some of the coincidences are less likely to happen, but again, not even deserving of a rating rare, merely unlikely.

If the story teller had a 100 stories like this I would be more suspicious, but a single event that is unlikely is pretty believable.

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