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Hacker News Parody Thread (2013)

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Post by sdwr »

rosmax_1337 wrote: post #121

Damn, I was afraid this was going to be someone stealing my genius idea. Gladly it was just tangential to that idea. Idea: Train an ai to construct entire threads based on the input of the title and link. There should be plenty of training material, and frankly I think it would be hilariously similar to the real threads. When new submissions are added to HN, the system will fetch the title and link, and predict the e…

Can't tell if this is a parody comment or not...

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Post by ironmagma »

input_sh wrote: post #16

Unrealistic. Not a single person complained about link not working with JavaScript disabled.

Or about how React bloatware introduces tens of petabytes of completely unnecessary dependencies, is destroying the Web, a perfectly-designed hypertext platform for linking documents together for reading on all manner of devices from screenreaders to Braille interfaces and toaster ovens.

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Post by heresie-dabord »

baxtr wrote: post #82
heresie-dabord wrote: post #33

As a US poster, I need all units of measure to be what the Founding Fathers used and all pickup trucks to be what the Founding Fathers drove. As an EU poster, I won't understand the US obsession with large vehicles and I will recommend bicycling instead. As a programmer, I think we can improve performance if we multithread, containerise, microservice, and store n-depth JSON in a No-SQL database. As a Python programme…

I’m sad not to read anything about Rust and Kubernetes.

My start-up has rewritten Kubernetes in Rust because Go is slow and doesn't implement traits in a rustaceous way. Now we have a system about which we still can't reason tractably, but we can guarantee memory safety wherever memory safety can be guaranteed.

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Post by robswc »

zorked wrote: post #11

The only thing missing is the actual expert making a clueful statement at the very bottom of the page where nobody reads. Possibly downvoted a couple of times.

And when you click on their unsuspecting profile called "jolly_rogers123" it goes:

>link to their site

>creator of (literally the thing being discussed), 2007

>20+ YoE in everything

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