Earlier quoted context omitted.
If you were emperor of the world, I would implore you to finance a multibillion dollar project to measure the gravitational constant to higher percision so that we could move to units that actually make sense. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planck_units
Came here to mention the Planck units, aka God's units :) Sadly they are a little outside of the human realm of experience, both in their single units (waaay to small usually) and in the units that the list contains (speed, electrical charge, etc; where we like "introductory" units such as length, time, weight)
Realistically, we might also have shorthands for a convenient order of magnitude for each of the units
http://www.ihst.ru/personal/tomilin/papers/tomil.pdf
but these types of decisions should probably be left for whenever people can economically measure the constants with enough precision to be serious about switching.