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'I was completely inside': Lobster diver swallowed by humpback whale

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Re: 'I was completely inside': Lobster diver swallowed by humpback whale

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Another cameraman got gobbled by a Bryde's whale while he was filming a bait ball off the coast of South Africa a couple years ago. His wife took photos of him while he was half in the whale. Fortunately, the whale spat him out a few seconds later. As soon as he got out of the whale, he swam up to his wife to ask, "did you get it?" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChcEb6mlEUo (worth the watch)

Images of man in mouth start at 1:03.

Re: 'I was completely inside': Lobster diver swallowed by humpback whale

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maybe he sucks up all the available luck in the area, a kind of luck vampire, and everyone else dies because out of luck! I'd write the story but evidently we are already background in it.

Not that everything needs to be made into a film, but i could see maybe a B movie with the title "The Luck Vampire" be mildly (or wildly) successful. And the actor can only be one person :)

It's called Intacto actually https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intacto

Re: 'I was completely inside': Lobster diver swallowed by humpback whale

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Yeah but everyone thinks that lions are badass but they fail like 77% of their hunts so they're more like huge failures.

To be fair, what I'm usually hunting I don't eat, but I fail much more than 77% of the time. Probably most men do.

You are also probably hunting alone. Lions cooperate.

Re: 'I was completely inside': Lobster diver swallowed by humpback whale

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So a brother and sister claim he got swallowed by a whale and spit out seconds later and we just obviously believe them? Can someone shed more light on what evidence there is or any eyewitnesses attesting that this actually happened and that it isn't a prank by a couple of siblings reliving father Geppetto?

Well, the article says that EMS transported him to the hospital, so it would seem likely that he had something happen to him, or if he'd been completely uninjured it would have raised red-flags either on scene, or later at the hospital. Beyond that, whether or not the event unfolded exactly as he described or not is something that probably only he (and the whale) will ever really know.

I mean he does mention he didn't feel any teeth while inside and that's how he knew it wasn't a shark. So what wounds or physical signs would anyone expect to see in the hospital from being in a cushy whale mouth?

Re: 'I was completely inside': Lobster diver swallowed by humpback whale

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Another article I read said that the whale deliberately surfaced, and that these whales typically get along with humans, so it's possible it was very aware of what was happening and was trying to save his life after it accidentally swallowed him. So I suspect the conversation was more about "I almost killed a human! Oh noes!"

The esophagus of that kind of whale is too small for human to get through, and it's not a toothed whale so it can't really chew its food to make it fit. It only wants to eat things that it can swallow whole. They are going to try to spit out anything they swallow that is bigger than their normal food. My guess would be that it surfaced because that means less water resistance when trying to shake the large non-food i…

> It may have been aware that it was a human, but I have some doubts. If it saw that a human (or really anything larger than it can eat) was amidst the prey it was about to make an eating pass on I'd expect it to either wait for the large thing and prey to separate or would switch to a different target. It would only try to eat that prey if it didn't see the human.

My understanding is that the whale's mouth balloons open for feeding during a pass, blocking their forward vision. This is a significant cause of them getting stuck in nets.

Re: 'I was completely inside': Lobster diver swallowed by humpback whale

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Teela Brown from Ringworld. She was the result of a selective breeding program intended to create the luckiest human alive... but it turned out the _real_ lucky ones were all the "failures" who did _not_ get recruited for an impossibly dangerous mission.

Luck seems to me to be a zero sum game, so if someone is lucky, someone else must be unlucky. It's like a new character on What We Do In The Shadows as a luck vampire.

Luck is only zero sum if you are playing zero sum games. If your are engaged in mutualistic games, everyone can be lucky together.

Re: 'I was completely inside': Lobster diver swallowed by humpback whale

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I guess he had a whale of a time!

You’ve completely changed your comment at least twice [EDIT: thrice], after it got a handful of replies. This is an abuse of the edit button and is basically not cool.

I’ve noticed this happening a lot lately.
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