Earlier quoted context omitted.
I hope you realize that a company might choose to use Oracle for a reason other than "brochures and lap dances", and that a "legacy" decision to use Oracle doesn't necessarily mean you are "bogged down" or that the decision was stupid. I don't understand how using Oracle for your RDBMS is suddenly equated with all the things you mention.
Such as? Really, I'd like to know the reason for why a company might choose Oracle.
true clustering (Oracle RAC)
multi platform
support