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post #61

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> There's not even an XP conference anymore. I wonder why?

Cuz we XPers are too busy Programming, Motherfucker!

Only 1/2 of you. The other half is too busy staring at Eclipse and pointing out the red squigly lines like you're contributing something in a pair.

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post #43

The fact that I agree with all of this just makes me sadder at how it was presented. Thanks for building a handy straw man for the methodology developers to attack. I flagged this --- it's virtually content free --- but that's a futile gesture given how susceptible HN is to this particular form of social engineering.

>I flagged this --- it's virtually content free

http://www.russianpaintings.net/articleimg/malevich/malevich...

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#144
I'm currently tasked with cleaning up a project which no one can explain how it all worked because none of the Programming Motherfuckers bothered to write any Documentation, Motherfucker.

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post #76
post #64

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If it wasn't plain as day that Zed was serious about this, (a) I wouldn't be voted as high as it was, and (b) I wouldn't have commented on it. I just wish he hadn't built a caricature.

Yeah, I'm totally serious about it with that picture of Samuel L. Jackson right at the top. Totally dead serious. Going to start the conference tomorrow.

The truest truths are said in jest.

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post #49
post #43

The fact that I agree with all of this just makes me sadder at how it was presented. Thanks for building a handy straw man for the methodology developers to attack. I flagged this --- it's virtually content free --- but that's a futile gesture given how susceptible HN is to this particular form of social engineering.

Yeah, humor's so damn manipulative.

yea, man. A little bit of pressure and you immediately "I'm just joking".

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Is this really #1? Like, is it really the most important thing I can read today? Having read it: no, no it's not. I agree with the ideology: it would be better if programmers instead of managers made decisions, but I don't think this piece expresses that very well. It also seems that the only reason this submission is at the top is that it uses "shocking" profanity associated with incest. I'm unimpressed.

Incest? Man you got issues. There's a lot more mothers than your own.

I've generally held "motherfucker", when used as an insult, to imply incest. But I guess when self-applied as a synonym for "badass", it implies the mother of the ubiquitous second person. What the mother of a rhetorical abstraction might look like, and how copulation with such an entity might occur, I leave to the reader's imagination.

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post #48

"The path of the righteous programmer is beset on all sides by the inequities of the clueless and the tyranny of evil project managers. Blessed is he, who in the name of achievement and solid technology, shepherds the users through the valley of ineptitude, for he is truly his customer's keeper and the finder of lost solutions. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would at…

Perfect! Just needs a good picture to go with it.
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