For fuck's sake, if you need to be swearing (and I don't think it's necessary at all), just use the actual words.
I often do. I've been (occasionally) experimenting with slight bowderilisation. For better or worse, less swearing tends to go over slightly better. I can assure you the feeling was there in the original. My general administrative announcement (NSFW langauge): https://ello.co/dredmorbius/post/dlz9c2z6x-tvkd7rxtxwpw https://mastodon.cloud/@dredmorbius/100521241625879766
Swearing helps convey frustration etc. and I guess that's what you were going for, but it doesn't actually work for me (as the reader) in all cases and in particular when it's "redacted".
Not that my opinion matters. I didn't intend this comment to be taken as serious discussion item and maybe I should have just not commented.