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I've found it's best to explain my job using unintelligible jargon. There are three choices, really: You can give a quick explanation in terms they understand, which makes your job sound easy and makes them wonder how anybody gets paid to do it. You can explain what you do and why it's important in terms they understand, but it'll take so long they'll get bored and wish they hadn't asked. Or you can give a quick expl…
> There are three choices There is another: Give away as little information as you can about it. Don’t say or agree that it’s secret or that you can’t talk about it- just be tight-lipped, and don’t divulge. If you do it right, you will seem mysterious. If you do it wrong, they probably won’t talk to you much again. Win-win.
— What’s your security clearance?