Oh stop this stupidity already. If you are not running a Web server that spawns bash when serving an HTTP request, then you are NOT vulnerable. Are you running a Web server that uses CGI scripts written in shell or plain C that uses system() call? If you do, you have had other problems long before. There are some grumblings about DHCP _client_ setups on Linux passing parameters via environment variables to shell scri…
It is hilarious that you claim this is not remotely exploitable in response to a post describing how a very simple and limited scan has already found thousands of vulnerable hosts in a short timeframe . And I dare say there are lots of admins who do not know exactly what their servers are going to execute because they're using software written by other people. That's why we call them admins, not software developers.…
Now, an admin _must_ know every service running on entrusted boxes facing the Internet. CGI scripts hopefully are not common these days. If you run them do stop for other reasons.
So far every "attack vector" implies having shell access to the target machine in some form. No need to panic for majority of people.