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It really doesn't make sense to read a 9.0 condition key comic like this. If you really wanted to read it, you would be better off buying a second reading copy in terrible condition. The cost of the reading copy would end up being less than the negative impact to the condition (and therefore value) of your mint copy from reading it a single time.
Makes me think of this Simpsons episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii4Msc9ESEw
https://youtu.be/zw220bx88WA?si=vArVS22Oac02uNK5
I’d forgotten about prank monkey Homer.