Serious question. Is Haskell still a thing?
We cannot even include it in stagex because there is still literally no way to compile it from source and thus no way to do a real reproducible build, and there is no one left that cares about the language enough to do this. Honestly it has to be regarded as a dead language until this is resolved.
Reading through that thread gives me a very different idea of the state of haskell than I got from reading your comments.