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With more thorough prompting: > Complete the following joke. Think carefully and make it really funny! Think like a great comedian and find that perfect balance of simple, short, surprising, relevant, but most of all funny. Don’t use punchlines that are irrelevant, non sequiturs, or which could be applied to any other setup. Make something funny just for this one setup! Here goes: Why did the sun climb a tree? Claude…
...can anyone come up with a legitimately funny punchline for "Why did the sun climb a tree?" I feel like I need a human-authored comparison. (With all due respect to OP's daughter, "to get to the sky" isn't cutting it.) I'm not entirely sure that a good response exists. I thought GPT-5's "to demand photon credit from the leaves” was very mildly funny, maybe that's the best that can be done?
LLMs tell bad jokes because they avoid surprises
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Re: LLMs tell bad jokes because they avoid surprises
#122Earlier quoted context omitted.
With more thorough prompting: > Complete the following joke. Think carefully and make it really funny! Think like a great comedian and find that perfect balance of simple, short, surprising, relevant, but most of all funny. Don’t use punchlines that are irrelevant, non sequiturs, or which could be applied to any other setup. Make something funny just for this one setup! Here goes: Why did the sun climb a tree? Claude…
...can anyone come up with a legitimately funny punchline for "Why did the sun climb a tree?" I feel like I need a human-authored comparison. (With all due respect to OP's daughter, "to get to the sky" isn't cutting it.) I'm not entirely sure that a good response exists. I thought GPT-5's "to demand photon credit from the leaves” was very mildly funny, maybe that's the best that can be done?
Re: LLMs tell bad jokes because they avoid surprises
#123This sounds really convincing but I'm not sure it's actually correct. The author is conflating the surprise of punchlines with their likelihood. To put it another way, ask a professional comedian to complete a joke with a punchline. It's very likely that they'll give you a funny surprising answer. I think the real explanation is that good jokes are actually extremely difficult. I have young children (4 and 6). Even 6…
Re: LLMs tell bad jokes because they avoid surprises
#124Earlier quoted context omitted.
With more thorough prompting: > Complete the following joke. Think carefully and make it really funny! Think like a great comedian and find that perfect balance of simple, short, surprising, relevant, but most of all funny. Don’t use punchlines that are irrelevant, non sequiturs, or which could be applied to any other setup. Make something funny just for this one setup! Here goes: Why did the sun climb a tree? Claude…
...can anyone come up with a legitimately funny punchline for "Why did the sun climb a tree?" I feel like I need a human-authored comparison. (With all due respect to OP's daughter, "to get to the sky" isn't cutting it.) I'm not entirely sure that a good response exists. I thought GPT-5's "to demand photon credit from the leaves” was very mildly funny, maybe that's the best that can be done?
Re: LLMs tell bad jokes because they avoid surprises
#125I know it’s not the point of the article but OP is dead wrong about what makes a good proof. Yes, they inevitably include a surprising concept but that’s just because all the obvious ones are already taken. A proof that only contains obvious steps is, for the most part, already proven. If someone proves the Reimann Hypothesis tomorrow, it’ll be a great achievement regardless of the fact that pretty much everyone alre…
> Surprising proofs reach conclusions that the mathematical community assumed were wrong, or prove theorems in ways that we thought wouldn’t work, or prove conjectures that we thought might be impossible to prove.
Many smart people have tried for more than 150 years to prove the Reimann Hypothesis; it might be impossible to prove.
If it's proved tomorrow, I'll be very surprised, and so will you. I'll be surprised if it's proved this year, or this decade.
If you set to work trying to prove RH, you're gonna try some interesting approaches, looking for underexplored areas of math that you're optimistic will tie back to RH. (This is how Fermat's Last Theorem finally fell.)
If you hook an LLM up to Lean and set it to work, you'll find that it actively avoids novel techniques. It feels like it's actively trying not to write a publishable paper. It's trying to minimize surprises, which means avoiding proving anything publishable.
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This is the weirdest conversation about a joke that is definitely making its target audience laugh -- as a comedian, I say that's the only honest measure of a joke. But allow me to analyze the shit out of this, because the only thing funnier than a groaner is meticulously explaining the groaner. It's at least as funny as "why did the chicken cross the road," which is only a joke inasmuch the punchline is merely a sta…
Why did the chicken cross the road? is funny because the chicken is going to die. I'm not seeing the double entendre with this tree joke.
Re: LLMs tell bad jokes because they avoid surprises
#127Here is one of my (written by I) favorites silly jokes to tell:
I just bought a do it yourself boat kit from Amazon.
wait to build tension
Just need to add water.
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#128I spent hours creating stories with it that were literally hilarious.
At the same time the stories very often suddenly veered off to extreme violence, often murdering everyone.
I guess the humor got lost when they prevented the violence.
A pity because today’s LLMs are not funny at all.
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> Even 6 year olds don't understand humour at all. Very similar to LLMs they know the shape of a joke from hearing them before, but they aren't funny in the same way LLM jokes aren't funny. For further examples see a great deal of documentation here: https://www.tumblr.com/badkidsjokes
But some of these are pretty creative, perhaps in an anti-humor sort of way. Seems more of a subversion of joke structures than a lack of understanding. > A man goes to a doctor's office and says "Doctor, I'm a chicken." And the doctor says "No you're not." > There are two guys, riding a bike. One is washing his hair. And the other one is not. > What do you get when you cross a t-rex and a chicken? Nothing but death.
Re: LLMs tell bad jokes because they avoid surprises
#130DonHopkins 82 days ago | parent | context | favorite | on: Yes-rs: A fast, memory-safe rewrite of the classic...
Joking aside, this is Marvin Minsky's paper "Jokes and their Relation to the Cognitive Unconscious", published in Cognitive Constraints on Communication, Vaina and Hintikka (eds.) Reidel, 1981. More fun than a barrel of an infinite number of monkeys. https://web.media.mit.edu/~minsky/papers/jokes.cognitive.txt
>Abstract: Freud's theory of jokes explains how they overcome the mental "censors" that make it hard for us to think "forbidden" thoughts. But his theory did not work so well for humorous nonsense as for other comical subjects. In this essay I argue that the different forms of humor can be seen as much more similar, once we recognize the importance of knowledge about knowledge and, particularly, aspects of thinking concerned with recognizing and suppressing bugs -- ineffective or destructive thought processes. When seen in this light, much humor that at first seems pointless, or mysterious, becomes more understandable.
>A gentleman entered a pastry-cook's shop and ordered a cake; but he soon brought it back and asked for a glass of liqueur instead. He drank it and began to leave without having paid. The proprietor detained him. "You've not paid for the liqueur." "But I gave you the cake in exchange for it." "You didn't pay for that either." "But I hadn't eaten it". --- from Freud (1905).
>"Yields truth when appended to its own quotation" yields truth when appended to its own quotation. --W. V. Quine
>A man at the dinner table dipped his hands in the mayonnaise and then ran them through his hair. When his neighbor looked astonished, the man apologized: "I'm so sorry. I thought it was spinach."
>[Note 11] Spinach. A reader mentioned that she heard this joke about brocolli, not mayonnaise. This is funnier, because it transfers a plausible mistake into an implausible context. In Freud's version the mistake is already too silly: one could mistake spinach for broccoli, but not for mayonnaise. I suspect that Freud transposed the wrong absurdity when he determined to tell it himself later on. Indeed, he (p.139) seems particularly annoyed at this joke -- and well he might be if, indeed, he himself damaged it by spoiling the elegance of the frame-shift. I would not mention this were it not for the established tradition of advancing psychiatry by analyzing Freud's own writings.
>ACKNOWLEDGMENTS: I thank Howard Cannon, Danny Hillis, William Kornfeld, David Levitt, Gloria Rudisch, and Richard Stallman for suggestions. Gosrdon Oro provided the dog-joke.