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I couldn't submit a PR, so I got hired and fixed it myself

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Re: I couldn't submit a PR, so I got hired and fixed it myself

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If Google Maps would like to hire me so the km/miles switch can remember I only ever want to see distances in km, my contact details are in my HN profile. I must have changed that back from miles once a fortnight since Google Maps launched 20 years ago. That's 500 times. Totally ridiculous for a company who core goal is profiling their users...

How about allowing you to use Google maps while navigating without two phones or opening Apple Maps as well?

What do you mean?

Re: I couldn't submit a PR, so I got hired and fixed it myself

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And also while you're there, if no car ever in the history of your app goes down the road at the speed limit ever it's a good indication you'll never be able to ever do it at that speed. e.g. small narrow single lane country roads which are only theoretically 60mph roads.

Imagine the data they must have on the speeds people actually drive on every mile of every road, they’d easily be able to warn you not that you’re “over the speed limit” as in driving 70 on the freeway, but more usefully, if you’re in the top X percentile of speeds usually or even currently driven, which actually is a decent measure of unsafe was and would also be a great predictor of likelihood to get a ticket.

I saw this video recently where the author set up a camera to record sections of highways and measure the speeds of drivers, and make cool graphs out of it.

https://youtu.be/TYTaNsnBjcw

Re: I couldn't submit a PR, so I got hired and fixed it myself

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post #55

Reminds me when I got banned from Amazon for suspected fraud (had an old account, but deleted my email and number since it was in a lot of DB dumps). After I got hired, I reached out to the guy in charge of the anti-fraud team at Amazon, and got unbanned. Emails to support etc. did nothing before I reached out internally (unbanned by 1am the next day).

Interesting. I still have a bricked phone from my onboarding at Google, and no internal people cared either. There's a tool I could have used to fix it, but it's accompanied by a message saying that if you use it without permission you'll be fired.

> There's a tool I could have used to fix it, but it's accompanied by a message saying that if you use it without permission you'll be fired.

Sometimes I name certain APIs/function names/whatever with a "do_not_use_or_you_will_be_fired" suffix. Generally for hacks I don't want people to copy-pasta. I can't actually fire anyone, but it gets peoples attention (especially more junior folks).

Re: I couldn't submit a PR, so I got hired and fixed it myself

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I specifically attempted to get a job at Discord so I could submit a PR to make giant emojis be a toggle setting rather than automatic. I know the feeling. (If anyone works at Discord, please me and the rest of my server are begging you)

I don't know if this helps but I've been adding a full stop next to emoji exactly for this. It doesn't fix it for ~new people but it's something for yourself?

This is what I’ve been forced to do for years and I’m sick of it lol

Re: I couldn't submit a PR, so I got hired and fixed it myself

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post #19

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Clicking through the links in his article, I came across a guy who apparently did the same thing at Apple - he introduced the "auto remove" feature for expired passes added to your wallet, then promptly quit. I had no idea that's how that feature came about, but now I'm going to send a little mental thank you to him every time I get off a plane. That shit was FRUSTRATING.

> he introduced the "auto remove" feature for expired passes added to your wallet, then promptly quit This still didn't work reliably, unfortunately. I still have expired passes, tickets etc. in my wallet

Personally I don’t see why you would want to delete these expired passes. For the longest time they haven’t shown up alongside active passes.

Re: I couldn't submit a PR, so I got hired and fixed it myself

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post #84
post #55

Reminds me when I got banned from Amazon for suspected fraud (had an old account, but deleted my email and number since it was in a lot of DB dumps). After I got hired, I reached out to the guy in charge of the anti-fraud team at Amazon, and got unbanned. Emails to support etc. did nothing before I reached out internally (unbanned by 1am the next day).

Interesting. I still have a bricked phone from my onboarding at Google, and no internal people cared either. There's a tool I could have used to fix it, but it's accompanied by a message saying that if you use it without permission you'll be fired.

FRP? Plenty of ways to bypass that, even without any official tools.

Re: I couldn't submit a PR, so I got hired and fixed it myself

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Except they're working at Amazon now.

seems like they could turn this into a lucrative side hustle "super premium secret support" embrace the technofascist feudalism!

That's actually how a lot of laptop and phone schematics and related repair information gets leaked.

Re: I couldn't submit a PR, so I got hired and fixed it myself

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post #101

Earlier quoted context omitted.

How about allowing you to use Google maps while navigating without two phones or opening Apple Maps as well?

What do you mean?

If you are following a route in Google maps in Apple CarPlay you can’t search in the map without cancelling the navigation. So you need to use another phone or another maps app.

Re: I couldn't submit a PR, so I got hired and fixed it myself

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If Google Maps would like to hire me so the km/miles switch can remember I only ever want to see distances in km, my contact details are in my HN profile. I must have changed that back from miles once a fortnight since Google Maps launched 20 years ago. That's 500 times. Totally ridiculous for a company who core goal is profiling their users...

While you’re at it, can you find and punch the guy who thinks it’s a good idea to zoom the map to “actual size, 1cm = 1cm” mode for your entire trip?

I assume he’s also the one that taught it to spitefully let you drive off the side of the screen if you ever zoom out manually so that you can see more road on the phone than you can in real life. (With a “recenter” button that will zoom you all the way back in).

Satnavs had this all figured out in 2005.

Re: I couldn't submit a PR, so I got hired and fixed it myself

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post #117
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Oh wow. Guess I need to get a job at Apple just to add a `Mark all as read` button to voicemails.

I need to get a job at Apple to stop “omw”-> “On my way!” (Complete with the `!`) from reappearing in my Text Replacements every month or two, no matter how many times I delete it. (Try typing “I’m omw to the car” or something to see how annoying this is)

Apparently the current state of the art to fix this problem is to remove it and add an "omw" → "omw" text replacement in its stead. A friend recommended this to me and I haven't had problems with it since. Yes, it's nuts, but it is what it is.
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