Oncall shift should be Tuesday to Tuesday

>"Severance is a completely optional practice that is based entirely on what the company wants to do. I would argue that severance is more accurately based on "The lowest safe number to pay to this particular employee to make sure their termination does not become a legal risk."

Almost right! I see it as an extension of what I call the basic rules, "I am as nice to you as you are to me", and "I care exactly as much as you do."

That does, in some cases, expand severance a little beyond the cold risk calculation. If the severance is going to someone who helped the company make it, then helping make sure they make it to their next gig is part of the equation.

Not everyone boils it all down that far, but a whole lot of us do!

Which makes your comment solid, and mine a quibble, but one I consider worthy of some discussion.

I am 40 yrs old. I get paid a shit-ton of money (just around $200K) to do this stupid tech work job. I work 40 hours a week, I get benefits, flex time, plus I work remote.

If I'm getting paged for a legitimate issue that is related to something I built or maintain, then, yes, I am going to respond on-call. Because it's a fucking privilege to get paid this much money to sit on my ass and type into a screen.

If I'm getting paged repeatedly, or for an issue that isn't my responsibility, then I will get pissed off, and yell and scream until I'm no longer on-call (or they fix the issue, whichever comes first). But I am grateful to be able to have this life. I can spend an hour or two after hours to fix my shit that broke.

I hate on-call shifts, but if they must exist, I like the way my team handles them. We have split day and night shifts. 7-18 day shift, and 18-07 night shift. All non-work hours compensated with standby at 10% of hourly pay. Any pages outside of work hours earn you an additional 150% in base pay. Each page guarantees a minimum of 3 hours of pay even if you spent only 5 mins on it.

And since in my country, you must gave at least 11 hours between shifts, if you get paged at night, you get PTO for the next 11 hours on top.

At a previous employer we had a pair on call for each of: front end, back end, and infra. We had on-call lasting from Monday midday - Friday midday. Handing off to a "weekend on-call" from the same pool of people from Friday midday to Monday midday. Weekend on-call paid 100 per day, weekday on-call paid 50 per day. You were generally expected to take normal time "off" (but still on call) if paged off hours. Many people would still work if it was just a blip (rare).

I thought this was a pretty good system and despite the cycles being shorter, we had enough engineers to fill a rotation pretty well so that at most you were on call once a month, alternating months between weekend and weekday on-call cycles.

I still do not enjoy being forced into on call and wish I could opt-in. We traded weeks a lot but with smaller rotations or really finicky paging its awful. I still have a sinking feeling in my gut when I hear the work phone ringtone from somebody else's phone in public, and murphy's law definitely applies to being on call -- you always get paged the minute after your beer gets delivered at a restaurant.

My boss recently started an on-call rotation for us. None of the code I have written is customer facing. If everything I wrote breaks at 5:01pm on Friday, external customers will feel 0 impact if I wait to fix it until I show up again on Monday. Worst case, someone internal has to wait to work on something they’ve probably been putting off for months anyway. There are other things they can work on. If it was a constant problem, I’d get it, but a rare instance can be forgiven when no outside impact is felt.

I am responsible for my code, but we need to be realistic about the impact. Not all outages are created equal.

I used to work nights watching over the hardware, operating systems, and applications running in it. We’d do upgrades and break/fix stuff. Some things were worth waking someone up for, but a lot of things weren’t. We’d do what we could do fix it on our own, but for a non-prod environment, it could wait until morning if we couldn’t do it on our own. This idea seems to be lost on people now. I get that 100% uptime of 100% of the systems would be nice, but not at the expense of your employees sanity.

I haven’t actually been called yet with the new rotation, but any week I’m on-call I’m a bit on edge. In the past I had some pretty horrible on-call experiences that pushed me close to quitting, which I won’t get into, so I’m preparing for the worst. I worked my ass off to get into a position where I didn’t need to be on-call and put in my time working nights so other people could sleep. Being back on-call feels like a demotion.