Bullshit clickbait is bullshit clickbait. Scrum doesn't inherently suck. Scrum can work if you do it right. It won't if you don't. Just leaving it up to the individual team leads to the same result. If the team sucks at managing their work, the team will suck at managing their work. It doesn't matter what you follow if you suck at it. This isn't as catchy and feel-good as the bullshit clickbait that reinforces what y…
It's something with the argument "X can work if you do it right" that feels really off. If it's hard to do it right, maybe it wasn't that good of an idea from the beginning? You don't hear that argument about things that actually works.
Scrum Sucks
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#122I added up all of the time we were spending in Scrum-related activities at a recent job. The company hired a lot of project and program managers who were pulling everyone into everyone meeting. I presented the number of hours (meetings multiplied by engineering participants) to our VP and he insisted I must be wrong. He insisted there was no possible way we could be spending that much time doing Scrum things and that…
I recently dealt with the same thing. We had an experienced CTO come in and implement a “big company” style of Agile. In all fairness, there was a lack of process that needed to be addressed, but the pendulum swung very much too far in the other direction. He left the company and I stepped up to fill the gap. First thing I did was quantify the amount of time the team was spending in meetings and it was over 25%. Thos…
CTO was fired, I came in and evaluated everything, slashed the consulting teams down to the ones clearly performing, and slashed the processes down to boot. Within a month the team velocity was way up and we were releasing to a nice cadence without fear.
And this was not because I’m a super man. I’m not. Any competent tech lead or manager could have done the same. The only difficult part was dragging the product folks along, they kicked and screamed the whole way, predicting doom, and were amazed when the sky didn’t fall.
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#123I added up all of the time we were spending in Scrum-related activities at a recent job. The company hired a lot of project and program managers who were pulling everyone into everyone meeting. I presented the number of hours (meetings multiplied by engineering participants) to our VP and he insisted I must be wrong. He insisted there was no possible way we could be spending that much time doing Scrum things and that…
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#124Holy shit people - scrum does not work without a fundamental understanding of the theory of constraints. If you're burndown chart isn't burning down, something is blocking your team. A manager finds out what is blocking the team and works on it. If your team has a bunch of tickets in process- then your WIP is high - that's bad. Someone taking on more tickets to just get to work should be pulling the equivalent of an…
Aren't story points (estimates) usually part of scrum?
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#127I added up all of the time we were spending in Scrum-related activities at a recent job. The company hired a lot of project and program managers who were pulling everyone into everyone meeting. I presented the number of hours (meetings multiplied by engineering participants) to our VP and he insisted I must be wrong. He insisted there was no possible way we could be spending that much time doing Scrum things and that…
Never in my life have I encountered anyone from the engineering side who spoke positively about scrum. It's always the consultants and scrum masters and their ilk who push the agenda. Never have I ever heard about any story about agile making things better.
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#128The things I've taken from scrum and use at every team: - plan in 2 week chunks - estimate in points (relative size to something you've already done), emphasis on consistent estimates for each dev. - make sure you define what 'done' means, and make sure it relates to what exactly you are trying to measure (Eg just coding effort, work till feature can ship?, etc). This is probably the most tricky bit. - capture total…
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#129As for the other parts there's a general problem of people applying a tool they don't understand. The benefit of a daily scrum meeting is not to remove blockers. If you think that's the point of the meeting then you've failed already. It's to build team camaraderie through repeated casual interactions. If you think it's there to remove blockers than you're tempted to try to eliminate those casual interactions instead of facilitate them and you end up doing the opposite - you erode team culture.
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#130I agree that agile methodologies are a whole lot of bullshit, but the problem really is cargo cult. Most people working in software are juniors, and that includes most managers. The fact that they have a title of "VP operations" 2 years after graduating does not magically make them experienced. What do they do then? They read books about "how to lead a team", and they blindly apply what they find there. Because they…